Order! Order! <bangs miserable underling’s head against the gavel plate; tosses bloody remains to the floor in a ragged heap>
This meeting has officially begun. Our first order of business will be to read the minutes from the last meeting. Mini-Flesh, if you will, please?
Mini-Flesh: [ul][li]It was agreed upon that Evil Overlords will adhere to a schedule whereby we will not step on each others toes when taking over the world/solar system/galaxy/universe. Trading of allotted times are allowed as long as both parties agree.[/li][li]It was ruled that an Evil Overlord’s primary means of conveyance (e.g. Death Stars, Mobile Fortresses, 1982 Ford Gremlin, etc.) are definitely symbolic of that EO’s level of evilness and directly linked to the amount of fear and awe to be accorded to said EO.[/li][li]General chaos erupted when several Evil Overlords decided they should be running the meeting. Horseflesh emerged victorious when he cowardly hid behind the captive princess and fired randomly into the melee. All hail Horseflesh! <gives high sign>[/li][li]It was decreed that at the next meeting all Evil Overlords would be allowed to bring only 3 members of their entourage and that they must be chained to the floor while the meeting is in session. They may be walked during a recess but must be kept on a short leash. Each head counts as a member, IOW a 3-headed underling would be all that was allowed for an EO’s party.[/ul]Right, very good Mini. Now for new business. If you wish to address the assembly you will need to be recognized. Please make yourself noticeable as this is likely to get very chaotic. Raise your hand, cast a spell, toss an underling into the air and blast him; whomever makes the biggest spectacle will get recognized first.[/li]
The floor is open…