I assumed he downloaded them from the internet. I don’t know why he thought that would help, though.
No suspects? But I thought that guy looked real familiar. Maybe if you took away the moustache…and gave him glasses…dammit, I just can’t place him.
Michael: Nobody likes to be flashed. When Meredith flashed me at that Christmas party, I nearly vomited.
Meredith: I don’t remember doing that.
Angela: What a surprise.
Michael: OK, no catfights. Please. Let’s - my point is… my point is… a penis, when seen in the right context, is the most wonderful sight for a woman. But in the wrong context, it is like a monster movie.
Dwight: Alien. Blagh!
“Sorry. I’ve got penises on the brain.”
I’m just reflecting here - how abysmally awful must it be to get dumped by Michael Scott? I hope they show Jan being even more messed up than usual after this. I mean, Michael Scott, the single most needy, lonely, sexually deprived human being in history, breaks up with your voicemail. Oh, and she knows that the office women watched him leave the message. After that, don’t you just go and leap off the roof without a bouncy castle?
Phyllis: When I got my hair cut short, you asked me if I was a lesbian.
Michael: Because wha… that was one possible explanation as to why you got that haircut.
Angela: And when we get mad, you always ask us if we’re on our periods.
Michael: I have to know whether you’re serious or not.
They’re missing the look that Jan gave Michael as she left - the look spoke volumes (of pain and humiliation).
Too many funny lines- can’t remember them all!
(I think my favourite was Dwight imitating the alien penis. “Blaugh!” indeed. Or maybe Michael “losing his boner.” Or Michael making wishes for all the women…or…)
Another good line was Pam’s after they found out about Dwight’s new dress code.
“Nobody dresses like that” as the camera looks at Pam and then Angela.
Loved the bit about Michael and Jan’s sex life. Michael just wants to spoon and cuddle but Jan is a cruel Domme. I would have pegged Jan as someone who TFTB but this is much better. I can’t wait to see where the writers go with this.
The woman’s restroom scene was priceless. I used to work at a company of a few hundred people that was maybe 75% men. One time there was a water leak or something in the women’s room and they had to empty it out to repair it. The men were flabbergasted as they pulled out futons, potted plants, lamps, nice cabinets, etc…
And their safe word is “foliage”. :dubious:
And sometimes, when Michael says it, Jan pretends that she didn’t hear. Oh, my.
What’s “TFTB”? I tried Google and urbandictionary.com, came up empty.
Well sometimes the Gap children’s clothes can be too racy
I think Dwight was fishing for complements. He pointed it out and asked Michael what he thought of it. :eek:
Tops from the Bottom.
I thought it was a funny episode. I’m shocked that Michael broke up with Jan. He seemed so giddy following the Jamaica trip.
I don’t know it this has been linked before, but here’s an interview Mindy Kaling and Greg Daniels did with Terri Gross back in November. I’ll admit that I never knew before that Mindy was a writer in addition to playing Kelly.
There’s also this recent interview with Mindy Kaling in The A. V. Club.
At this point, my girlfriend gives the “Oh Jesus.” look.
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Reminds me of an all too-true Dilbert cartoon where the women go to the bathroom to watch the big-screen TV and fight over who gets the couch.
Wally is pleasantly surprised that the men’s room has soap.
Oops. Liked the episode.
Edited to remove redundtant question.
-Joe
Still not enough info for this wretched modern-culture troglodyte.