head explodes
I dunno. I was dithering a lot about my career a few years ago and I saw that quote, and realized I needed to make a decision and get on with it.
If all your friends tell you that your boyfriend (or girlfriend) is an asshole, then the guy is an asshole, no matter how much you wuv him.
Don’t drink the cheap shit.
Always know where the exit is.
Life is too short to eat food you don’t like, or finish books that are boring.
Keep your powder dry
Buy low, sell high.
“Life isn’t as serious as my mind makes it out to be.”- Eckhart Tolle
Don’t believe everything you think.
Never take a laxative and a sleeping pill on the same night.
The perfect is the enemy of the good.
Ladies, find a bra that’s comfortable enough to sleep in; gravity doesn’t turn off when you’re asleep.
Count your blessings.
If someone asks if you’re a god, say yes.
Don’t ever get married thinking the relationship will improve; it won’t.
You are not responsible for making sure that everyone who is wrong understands that they are wrong. Let it go.
Fuck a lotta women.
[With apologies to the old dude from off of Little Miss Sunshine]
Don’t do anything stupid.
“I do not think it means what you think it means.”
Just because you can doesn’t always mean you should.