The Onion Having a Great Week

The Onion hasn’t always been at the top of its game lately, but this week’s election articles are just hilarious. Just a sampling of headlines:

Kobe Bryant Scores 25 In Holy Shit We Just Elected a Black President

Black Man Given Nation’s Worst Job

Obama Win Causes Supporters To Realize How Empty Their Lives Are

Magical Voting Booth Transforms Clearheaded Americans Into Reactionist Morons

It’s funny 'cause it’s true. Basically, it’s an executive-level janitor operation…

As far as the “Oh Shit” interjections, the Onion’s best was their page on the Apollo moon landing from Our Dumb Century. “HOLY SHIT - MAN WALKS ON FUCKING MOON”.

“Congratulations, you’ll be the highest-paid janitor in America.”

Bush: “Can I Stop Being President Now?”

Nation Finally Shitty Enough To Make Social Progress

Barbara Bush Runs Aground Off Coast of Maine (warning: video)

‘I would make a bad President,’ Obama says in huge campaign blunder.

That’s hilarious