The Onion Having a Great Week

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The Onion hasn’t always been at the top of its game lately, but this week’s election articles are just hilarious. Just a sampling of headlines:

Kobe Bryant Scores 25 In Holy Shit We Just Elected a Black President

Black Man Given Nation’s Worst Job

Obama Win Causes Supporters To Realize How Empty Their Lives Are

Magical Voting Booth Transforms Clearheaded Americans Into Reactionist Morons

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It’s funny 'cause it’s true. Basically, it’s an executive-level janitor operation…

As far as the “Oh Shit” interjections, the Onion’s best was their page on the Apollo moon landing from Our Dumb Century. “HOLY SHIT - MAN WALKS ON FUCKING MOON”.

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“Congratulations, you’ll be the highest-paid janitor in America.”

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Bush: “Can I Stop Being President Now?”

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Nation Finally Shitty Enough To Make Social Progress

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Barbara Bush Runs Aground Off Coast of Maine (warning: video)

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‘I would make a bad President,’ Obama says in huge campaign blunder.

That’s hilarious