I love peppers–hot spicy peppers–preferably jalapenos–even an occasional habanero. I love them on my REAL mexican tacos that I had in Laredo. They hurt my mouth like hell–made my eyes water and my forehead sweat, but mmmm-mmmm they were YUMMY.
Mind you, my SO also ate these same tacos with the same peppers. He loves them as much as I do!
Then, back to the hotel for some BIG 12 football championship (FUCK YOU OU!) and some more “taco” eating… :)~ YEAH!!! I am ecstatic as I love to have oral sex from my SO. He’s wonderful at it… I even took a Viagra as they tend to enhance this experience for me so I was very, very INTO it. He starts to delicately lick, suck, fondle and finger. Then, “Honey, something’s not right…it’s burning a bit…” but it wasn’t burning enough to stop as I was in the process of making a large wet spot on the bed…
Then–“OH GOD THAT BURNS” SO thinks I am in the throes of passion and begins to vigorously consume the taco. Me “GoD NO STOP–THE JALEPENOS!” SO’s head pops up like a hunting dog–then he cocks his head–Him “Jalepenos?” Me “ARGHHHHH” running to the bathroom–“Make it stop!!!” I got in the bathtub and SO comes up behind me giggling. He thinks this is funny? “You think this is funny asshole? What if I had been sucking on your naughty pink bits…? Huh?! Would that be funny?” SO shuts up.
He had to ask the front desk where he could find a gallon of milk because I was convinced this would soothe the burning.
Finally, after soaking for 2 hours I feel better and try to go to bed with an injured taco and a raging clit hard-on. And SO had the gall to try to “get some.”
Just wait sweeheart…someday I will be making salsa and I will give YOU a hand-job 
Never again, not for even just a little bit of peril!
