The Punchline Thread (or, Cheer up Silver Fire)

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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1.Polaroids.

2.A crow with a machine gun.

  1. When the polar bear comes to take a pea, you kick him in the ice hole.
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  1. You’ll never make it!

  2. Do you think I asked for a 12-inch pianist?

  3. Fish!

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  1. A brown stick.

  2. I said posse!

  3. Yeah, but nobody takes the Sheriff’s girl.

  4. Arrrr it’s drivin’ me nuts!

  5. Catch that fart and paint it green! (Oh how I wish I remembered the actual joke)

  6. For my third wish, I want you to scare me half to death.

  7. Wood eye! Wood eye!

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Christopher Walken

NO!

Is that… you’re MOM?!

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Good. Do you have any grapes?

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They are both close to water…

Bwahahahahahhahaa…
:stuck_out_tongue:

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…Yeah and it’s deep too.

spit 'em out, spit 'em out ! we’re eating assholes !

He said he thinks he knows you ma.

so he wiped his ass with the rabbit.

:smiley:

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This punchline has been brought to you courtesy of Seinfeld:

Don’t worry, it’ll only feel like an eternity.

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[ol]
[li]Fuck you Clown[/li][li]To keep the foreskin down[/li][li]Why the long face[/li][li]They fail[/li][/ol]

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…but the punch line was too long.

Because they’re always down in the mouth.

A nun with a spear through her head.

Oh, in that case, you can probably make it with a 3 iron.

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You missed the fucking putt, didn’t you?

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It’s cute, but can it pick up peanuts?

It’s the cobblestones

But how will we ever show our faces in the supermarket again?

“Hello, I’m de Viper! I’m here to vash und vipe your vindows.”

I can’t tell you. You’re not a monk yet.

“Watson, you idiot. Someone has stolen our tent!”

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My God! I remeber that joke. Well, that is, I remeber that punchline. From second grade. Sorry, like you, I cannot recall the setup.

Here are mine:

  1. You don’t, you get down off a duck.

  2. Well that answers that question, now doesn’t it!

  3. Kidneys.

  4. And to keep the foul language hidden:

A fuck for a duck. A duck for a fuck. And $25 for a fucked up duck.

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No! I was jacking off and I shot the dog!

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Where’s my cookie?

Now we need a thread to supply the jokes for us poor folks who don’t know all of them.

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So he gave her one.
Because he was stapled to the chicken.
That’s not my dog.

(hmmm…punchline haiku?)

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No, that’s just vanilla ice cream

You didn’t come here to hunt, did you?

Put the potato in the front!

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How are your teeth Silver Fire?
(badum, tish)

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  1. Me no like 'um horse, either.

  2. Holy mackeral, look at all those fucking injuns!

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Keeps me from lickin’ 'em.

Hold me beer and watch this.

A good start.