::picturing Silver::
Hey! HAve some mercy! We don’t all have showers at the office! ::squirm::
Put down the gun, Bottle of Smoke!
We’ve had enough shootin already for one thread, now, how’s about you try this here alcoholic beverage!
lets play ‘quick draw’ bottle of smoke!
That’s the last straw, Nukeman. Say your prayers. I still got one round left in this here peacemaker of mine, and I’m itchin’ to plug the next sum’bitch that looks at me crosseyed. What do ya gotta say fer yerself, ya rotten varmint?
Mr.Cynical, you’d best tell your guests to stay out of the pool room for the rest of the night. That no account bastard Coldfire done pissed me off with his comments on American beer, so I whipped out ol’ Bessy here and pumped him full of lead. At least I think it was him. Couldn’t really tell, it was kinda dark in there. Oh well, whoever it was probably had it comin’.
We’ll just have to see if anyone is missed later. Odds are we’ll forget all about this little incident in a page or so.
OI YOU!
yeah you, bottle ‘dubyuh’ smoke!
you got a face like a horse’s ass!
there aint room fer the both of us in this here town!
ka-pow!
Hey Mr. Cynical…someone got into your Christmas decorations. There’s a bunch of drunk dopers on your front lawn dressed like Santa and his elves…and they’re using your couch as a sleigh.
Hey guys! Get that reindeer off my car! Go find something else instead!
Okay, tie Dasher to the roof and drape Blitzen across the hood. We can pose with Vixen and Prancer later :heeheehee:
Okay everybody, fix your little jingle bells (ON YOUR HATS, ya perverts!), and everyone give me a nice redneck-y smile. lurkernomore, get yer hands down, Comet doesn’t need extra antlers. Hey, where’s Bottle of Smoke, we need the gun to look more realistic!
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Damn, out of film.
Hey, dpr. I just want to tell you that each of your witty posts brings a smile to my face and I enjoy reading what you have to say. Not only are you intelligent and funny, you’re pretty good looking too. Just so you know. 
My goodness dpr, that was amazing. Did you just make that up? You should submit something like that to the Atlantic Monthly or the New Yorker at least.
Aw dammit who was in the bathroom last??
:::goes inside:::
Hey everybody, guess what? I BROUGHT REINDEER!!! Looks like just in time too, who’s in for a photo op?
ahem
Roses are red.
Violets are blue.
My super-soaker’s filled
with gravy for you.
Oh, thank God, no one’s started a 5 page thread about a bunch of pointless horseshit recently
Allright, no more imitations of me! That’s enough, I say, enough!
::puts on clothes fouled in human filth, pulls moth-eaten burlap bag over head as if to hide gruesome disfigurement, pretends to walk in a stooped, monstrous manner, and drools profusely::
Hey guys! Guess who I am?
Hey, is it true there’s a Concrete look-alike contest here?
Wait…who’s been messing with the Christmas stuff? And why is there an inflatable sheep in my house!?
Yeah, I still have plenty of film. (Just have to find a place that does ‘discreet’ developing.) Now let’s get some outdoor shots. I have a great idea. Somebody grab the couch. And bring the ropes, too.
:note to self - find synonym for ‘blackmail’:
Rundogrun, is that a supersoaker in your pocket or are you just pleased to see me?
squirt splat
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