Eeeewwwww! The hot tub looks really funky!! Doesn’t anyone clean their spas anymore? Better put some heavy-duty algacide and other bacteria killer in. This stuff ought to be good for a few day’s worth of killing nasty crud. Especially with the way this thread is going, someone’s going to get some weird-ass idea of a practical joke. [Ooh, biodegrable, environmentally friendly, non-harmful to humans and non-staining too.] At least Mr. Cynical buys the good stuff and no one’ll walk out of here smelling like chlorine. Mmmmm. Smells better than the homemade moonshine brandocet brought too.
ummm, I brought those flowers as a centerpiece, not as a salad… But who am I to judge. <sure hope none of them cause adverse personality effects>
So there I am one minute, swiggin’ Brandocet’s moonshine, when the next thing you know, I’m standing there with no pants, eating daisies.
Hey, where did ChiefWahoo go?
Hey stop touching me!!..Well I’m glad to see you guys have just about finished off the liquid peyot-errr…moonshine I brought. Now who’s been eating the “rice pudding” ?
Hey, chief - this orgasmatron wasn’t cleaned after the last party we threw for Rodman and Madonna - can you rinse it off in the hot tub?
[Nuke arrives early in the thread]
UUUUGH!
GET
BACK
NOOOOOOOOO!
What’s all that hooting and hollering about outside? And why are those guys dancing with only loin clothes on?
Hey Nukeman, want to share a chrysanthemum? It’s too much for one person; you can have the chrysanthe and I’ll have the mum. Kinda tasty with tabasco sauce. Here, I’ll split it with ya.
:hands him half:
OOoooow god! The bees! The bees are inside my pants! Get them away from me!!! How can I get over the agony!!! Aieeee!
Hey Mr. Cynical! I hear SwimmingRiddles is inside, looking for somebody to paint her with honey.
I thought I saw some dripping out of that tree over there. I’d do it myself, but it’s my turn to spin the spinner for Mazola Twister.
Oops. Sorry about that everyone. Didn’t mean to flash you a glimpse of the 'ol smoke bottle. But extra-extra long was the biggest size this loin cloth comes in.
Bottle of Smoke’s [CENSORED] dissapears in a gust of wind…
Okay! Sure, I’ll do that. Why not? I’m up for trying new things. 
Slvr, have you ever considered taking a bath in a bathtub full of milk?
Wow. Cool beehive. Y’all wanted some fresh honey since somebody used up that last of it.
Let me shimmy up the tree and cut it down. 'Kay?
:snip:
<splat>
bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Hm. Wonder why they’re flying towards Mr. Cynical?
Hey Screech. Check that out!
YES. Does THAT answer your question?
Somebody left this Dr. X super penis enlarger laying on the bar. Is this thing yours, Mr. Cynical?
Mr. Cynical, do you ever think about covering me in chocolate sauce, butterscotch, strawberries, whip cream, and those rainbow sprinkles, and just turning me into your own human sundae? Because I think that’d be cool.
blush
Why thank you Silverfire.