Did you ever wonder what lengths someone would go to for money?
But surely you have to concede that honesty is more important!!
Oh never mind.
/hijack
That does it, Silver Fire. You flirt with one more person, and I’m leaving this thread, never to return!!
I think that when it comes down to either honesty, or oxygen, oxygen is more useful in day to day life, dpr
Now, unhijack this thread, or I’ll take away your blow-up doll!
But when it comes down to it, you need to be truthful with your partner. They’re not mind readers you know.
Has anyone seen my pants?
Hey, I’ve got an idea that could be fun, Mr. C. Let’s play with people’s heads for a sec. You pretend you’re me. Hmmm. What’s a good story you could tell? Oh, I know – tell 'em about that time we met at the AFTC.
*sneaks away, and urinates in the hottub before anyone gets in…
Hee hee hee!! this will be the greatest prank ever!!
Hey, TwistofFate - this is good beer you brought - want another?
Hmmm…you know things in the hot tub could get crazy later. I think I’ll hide a video camera and record the action.
Let’s see…blank tape…on/record button…all set.
If I’m lucky, I’ll have a tape to sell to the FOX Network when I’m done. Hee, hee, hee!
::taking Bottle of Smoke by the neck::
Hey everybody! Watch me throw my voice. I’m going to use Smoky as my dummy. (Like that’s a stretch!)
Hey, Mr. C - I hear you’re an accomplished ventriloquist - could you give us a demonstration??
:: builds a bonfire and starts it with rundogrun’s pants ::
Hmmm…where did that AFTC training video go? I was gonna label it, but never got a chance…damn, I hope no one tapes over it.
::climbing out of the oragasmatron::
Whoooooooooooooowoooooooooweeeeeeeeeee!
Thanks for letting me try this thing out too!
This was the best thing you could have possibly brought to the party, rundogrun!
Woah!!!
Hey Mr C! You HAVE to try this thing!!
Wow, an orgasmatron! I haven’t seen one of these in ages! There seems to be a line, though. Maybe I should skip it. With Mr. C and dpr going first, the poor machine might not be able to function properly.
Hey Mr. C, what’s this about a ventriliquist act you want to do? Oh, sure, it can wait until after you’ve had your turn. I hope it’s not one of those dummy acts that results in such a ludicrous stretching of who said what that I regret ever going down that road. Nah, couldn’t happen.
Oh, it looks like dpr is almost done. Best bring these Clorox wipes in there before your turn.
Sorry I have to leave early, I have class soon.
Hugs for everybody, its been a blast!
And if someone finds my other sock, could you tell me, thanks…
We’ve secretly replaced lurkernomore’s beer with Folger’s Crystals. Let’s see if he notices!
The orgasmatron’s warmed up and ready to go! Everybody who wants a go, form a line starting here.
Here you go, dpr. Put this sock on your right arm and step on in.