BANG! BANG! BANG!
The cops fire at demo, and one hits him right in the gut…blood flies everywhere, the cops rush into the house looking for Nukeman.
well, i could have said that, but i didnt want to get my ass whooped.
Dammit Doob! Why didn’t you just tell them you were gay?
Psssssssst. Officer. See Demo over there? Well, he’s gonna crack you over the head and have his way with you, if you know what I mean.
Gee…who knew it would take two tow trucks to get that car out of the pool.
So, Demo, those jocks and I were in the lockeroom, and when they bent over, i “accidentally” brushed my hand along their backsides. Suffice to say, i couldnt tell if they liked it or not.
Put that thing away! Somebody called the cops on us!
I KNEW I shouldn’t have parked so close to the pool…
Uh, FCM, was that your car next to the pool? Fierra wanted to use it to dive from, and she tried to get it REAL CLOSE, but…
Hey everybody I was walking my dog when I saw Fierra doing naked dives off of someones car,a red Firebird, does it belong to anyone here?
Keith
Hey fierra! Try bouncing a little more on the hood to get some height. Don’t worry…the shocks can take it.
Uh, oh. Shouldn’t the parking brake be on? Or something?
<SPLASH!!!>
Don’t worry. I’m sure no one will notice.
Hey, Dijon Warlock! Check out the size of this freaking dildo! Who brought this to the party, and WHY?
Hey Mr. C, look at what I found lying around. It looks like a fairly accurate duplication of my, um, “equipment,” although this one is made of plastic and is a little bit smaller.
Hey guys! Be immortalised! The full body moulding is still going on in the kitchen.
Ladies, I’m gonna have to ask you to stay out- I asked so many times that no one touch them till they’re fully set and now one of them’s been damaged. How am I supposed to tell bottle of smoke that? At least Venus de Milo only lost her arms!
Hey guys, why did Bottle of Smoke run out of here screming with his hands covering his crotch, and Fierra what did the dog have in his mouth when he ran the other way…it looked like, well…a tiny sausage.
Of course you have trouble with the old mouldings in a restored house- They dry hard as rocks. So just drill guideholes before trying to re-nail them, or they’ll split.
Hm. This one’s all warped. Better fix it.
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Aw great, fingerprints. This stuff should have set faster. Better wipe 'em off.
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.Damn. Better hide this somewhere. No one will notice an extra pepper shaker. Oh, here’s a matching set. I didn’t know Mr. Cynical collects condiment dispensers? So tiny and cute. One salt and two peppers. No one will notice.
:tiptoes out of kitchen:
There’s some guy at the door who says he got an order for 150 bags of plaster of paris. Anyone know what the deal is?
By the way, I think FairyChatMom is drunk again. She just drove through the fence, into the backyard! Luckily she ran into the retaining wall or else she woulda drove right into the pool! She needs coffee, STAT!
Will someone let me know when the rest of the plaster of paris arrives? They only sent half of what I ordered. And it’d better be the quick dry stuff.
Hey screech owl you mean I have to spend how long here, it’s rather difficult to errr… amintain interest for that long, can you send fierra down here, her nude dancing should do it.