!skcud ym dnif ot mees t’nac tub ,won og ot tnaw I
Yeah, they’re a bunch of devil worshippers, all right. Hey, kabbes! Play that track backwards! The one from AC/DC’s latest album, Fun at the Farm.
Yeah, this is about the time in the thread where I show up…
Cecil’s my hero. The SDMB is great, too, except after a while the threads get really stupid.
Considering that hardly anyone’s commented on the OP about driving skills for ages, I can see this thread’s going to degenerate rapidly. I’m not staying around for another six pages of random nonsense.
What’s next – farm animals?
pmub
look jr8, no one is going to believe that the original op was about driving skills, no matter how you fake your quotes…even if a car ends up in the pool in a few pages time, they won’t…tell you what, if you win, you get a bottle of vodka, you lose…you have to sacrifice a virgin sheep…I’m sure, well, almost sure by this stage of the party, we can scare one up around here somewhere!
Is anyone even reading this far into the thread? Do new people start at the beginning and read all the way through, or just jump to the end?
Tell ya what, fierra – if the party starts to drag, I’ll post something misleading to fool anyone who’s just come in. If it works, you owe me some alcohol. If not…well, I’ll leave, or do something repugnant (just to entertain the troops, mind you) or something like that.
Let’s see…what can I do with a thread title like that…wasn’t there something on driving stick-shifts on the boards recently? I’ll even add a fake quote for “authenticity”. 
Surely some newbie will fall for it…
Umm…I seem to have eaten all the maraschino cherries.
[sub]Sorry about that. :)[/sub]
Heh. That’s good, fierra. I like that expression. I’ve never heard anyone call oral sex virgins “maraschino cherries” before. Hey, maybe I’ll luck out and find one at this party
Could someone turn the music down? Geez, I hate AC/DC. There no but a bunch o’ devil worshippers. Don’t you think? Don’t y’all agree with me? Anyone? Anyone?
Oooh, you’re right! Celine Dion DOES sound like Sonny Bono when you use a distorter.
Hey, we’d better start mixing the plaster now. I’m gonna need a lot of it if we’re gonna play ‘statues’.
ohboyohboyohboyohboyohboyohboyohboyohboyohboyohboyican’t wait!
Damn, this stuff is rough to mix! If I put the mixing bowls on top of the speakers, that oughta create a lot of turbulence and save my arms.
Oh, just throw in any CD. If I crank the amp up to 12, that should be just…
WE’RE ON A
HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGH
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY
TO
HELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
::sound of mixing bowl crashing to the floor::
Oops, a bit too much. Um, I think I’ll just take a nap for a bit. Have Odieman wake me when he’s ready to to get plastered.
Hey, wanna see a cool party trick? I can tie a knot in a cherry stem with my tongue. Here, watch…
<chomp>…mmm…nnng…oops…I seemed to have swallowed the stem.
Lemme try again. Give me another maraschino cherry…what are you snickering about, fierra?
Okay, one more time… mmm-hmm… mmm…nng…mmm…ackKHHKAK…<cough><cough> Dang…
No, really, I can do this. Let me try and get my tongue around one more maraschino cherry…will you stop laughing like that? What’s so flippin’ funny?
[sub]whisper whisper whisper[/sub]
Oh…
I think we should leave this thread for a few days until we’ve all calmed down a bit and the swelling goes down.
ouch
Why’s jr8 climbing that chain link fence in the nude?
ohhh…for a bet. He’s gotta flip over the top & go down the other side? That could be tricky…
Hey, I just bet jr8 that he couldn’t climb that fence, and backflip it without tearing himself a new “A” on those spires…but of course, after what he did a few minutes ago, I’m thinking my $50 bet was less than smart.
Well, JR8, here’s your $25. That’s the best 25 bucks I ever spent. Hell, I didn’t know you could even get a goat into a wetsuit and waterskis!
Wow, goat in a wetsuit. Let me guess, another bet to jr8? Am I right? Tell me I’m right.
What is **jr8] doing with a set of skis in the backyard?
Hey…
Somebody stole my wetsuit! Again! That’s the second time tonight! Argh, I’m outta here.
::runs off sobbing::