I predict I will screw up my coding in the near future
:: rolls eyes ::
Who can tie a cherry stem in a knot with their tongue besides me?
All I wanted was a cherry for my Shirley Temple, hey Fierra did you know you were out of Grenadine and someone broke into the jar of Maraschino Cherries, it was the damndest things…all the stems were missing and there were knots on the floor, and the kitchen smells faintly of goat and suntan lotion.
Why was I not told there would be a party? Is it because of the cream cheese incident at the last one? I said I was sorry, for crying out loud! And, did I not pay to have the walls repainted? (The eggshell gloss was my idea).
By the way, has anyone seen my right contact lens? Driving is treacherous without it…I keep hitting trashcans.
Odie, don’t tell fogglethorpe about this party, he doesn’t understand the laws of temporal mechanics…damn! what do you mean Cyni posted flyers everywhere? hmmm…only one thing for it…lets hide his lenses and put up a barricade of trashcans around the place, he’ll never find us then…"
Jesus Murphy who put all the trash cans up around the house, it’s dark out there…and one of the neighbors goats is rooting around in one of them…I’ve never seen garbage in the trees before…and by the way who threw out the feather boa???
I’ll have a Shirley Temple. All right! Last bit o’ Grenadine. You do have more, right?
No?
Oh well…no time to feel guilty
::downs glass::
Can I have some more?
I was hoping to escape that dreaded Twister game…by the way, why won?
Don’t nobody touch this grenadine. I’m saving it for one last tequila sunrise, m’kay?
Seriously, don’t touch it. I’ll be right back.
Fierra and Odie, what happened to the house? I tried to get to it, and it is surrounded by trashcans and a ravenous goatlike creature. Oh, the garbage in the trees is a nice touch. Did you redecorate?
P.S. I got all gussied up in my best feather boa.
A bet? Sure, why not? I’ll use that wetsuit that someone had filled with guacamole earlier; I think it’s lying around here somewhere. I’ll have to run home and make some adjustments to the waterskis, though. Make sure the goat doesn’t leave in the meantime.
Woah…Who started that game of twister back there? And why does Moronmountain have no pants?
What Captain Amazing, are you kidding? With the guacamole? But there's no water! Fine...I'll ask him.
Hey jr8! Captain Amazing has a bet for ya! $25 says you can't get a wet suit filled with guacamole on that goat, then waterski it around the house without the aid of boat or water!I predict I will have a typo in a few posts.
::smacks forehead::
Damn psycic ability.
Oh god, no…Fierra…put the guacamole down…down…no, not in my wetsuit…Mary, Mother of GEEZUM…I didn’t know that much guacamole existed…yet alone it would all fit in my wetsuit…NOW what am I gonna do? Go around naked? At least give me a shirt. I can’t believe you stole all that from the neighbors.
I predict I will have a typo in a few posts.
::smacks forehead::
Damn psycic ability.
Oh god, no…Fierra…put the guacamole down…down…no, not in my wetsuit…Mary, Mother of GEEZUM…I didn’t know that much guacamole existed…yet alone it would all fit in my wetsuit…NOW what am I gonna do? Go around naked? At least give me a shirt. I can’t believe you stole all that from the neighbors.
I predict I will have a typo in a few posts.
::smacks forehead::
Damn psycic ability.
Oh god, no…Fierra…put the guacamole down…down…no, not in my wetsuit…Mary, Mother of GEEZUM…I didn’t know that much guacamole existed…yet alone it would all fit in my wetsuit…NOW what am I gonna do? Go around naked? At least give me a shirt. I can’t believe you stole all that from the neighbors.
It seems my ISP will make me submit something 3 times in the near future without telling me it worked the first two…but I can’t quite place what or where yet…
<sniffs at the guacamole>
Hmm…has this quacamole turned? Ugh! It’s useless now. Then again, maybe I can find something to do with it. <evil grin>