Everybody, look at BornDodgy over in the corner talking to an imaginary goat!
Anyway where was I? Oh yes, as I was saying,brandocet, there I was with David Duke, Barney Fife, and an ice cream scoop,when the phone rang and woke me up!
(hey, I think Lnix is checking me out)
Hey, does anyone have the feeling that Concrete/jebus/jayburner, or one of his various troll-like incarnations is going to show up soon? I sure do!
FairyChatMom! That was AMAZING! Last time I tried to do anything harder than a deep-knee bend, I gave my self a concussion! Whoo! That was amazing! And the way you caught the table lamp before it hit the floor! You are AWESOME!
Mr. Cynical do you still have that “Loony Midnight Bombardier” episode of The Tick on tape?
Hey ChiefWahoo, let’s hear some of those homoerotic fantasies of yours, ok?
Hey screech-owl, would you do me a favor and move that ottoman? I want to try something here. thanks…
Hey BornDodgy – Here’s that little something you asked for. Carefull not to roll a big one, or you’ll start seeing things and talking to the walls, man.
Hiya rundogrun. I just had the most bizarre premonition of the future. There was this goat eating all the stuffed mushrooms at the buffet table. How do you explain that?
I want to apologize for my previous post. I was flustered walking in on all this stuff happening.
::sneaks a plate of his “special” brownies onto the snack table::
Hi, everyone! I decided to come back. After all how could I stay mad at you guys?
What kind of title is this for a thread on shameless partying of the worst kind.
Here I thought we would be talking about football plays, but I guess I was wrong.
Wahoo! We just got chosen for Threadspotting! Thanks, Cecil!
Hey, I’m back! Sorry I was away so long, but you know how unpredictable the weather is while you’re out camping! Cider? Is it mixed with something? Sure!
So…did I miss anything?
(Um, FairyChatMom, why are you twisting yourself in a knot? I didn’t think the human body could bend that way.)
Why, thank you, Cecil Adams! I haven’t had kind words like that come from many other posters, and I will be sure to add them to my sig as soon as I get a chance. You’re the best, in my book!
Oooohhhh, I gotta go pee. But the restroom line to too long.
Nobody will notice if I just squat on this plant out on the patio…
Hi, Bottle of Smoke.
I said Hi, Bottle of Smoke.
Ummm…Bottle of Smoke???
What’s up?..you in some sort of weird trance or something? I don’t see ChiefWahoo’s brownies anywhere so it can’t be that…
You OK?
Hmmm…I better put this plant out on the patio, it seems infested with some maggots or something.
This rice pudding is positively disgusting!
:: quietly scrapes it into nearby potted plant ::
Hey! Where did my glow in the dark pet monkey go to?
<mumbling to self>
You ask and you ask and you ask and they still claim they had no idea you wanted the seat left down… geez…
::mixing the 151 into the apple cider::
Anyone thirsty? Have some of this, but don’t get it too close to an open flame, ha ha ha!
And Yes, ChiefWahoo, I do have some Grey Poupon!
You know, for a monkey, you sure can hold your liquor. Now would you be so kind as bring this bottle of Bacardi to Mr. Cynical?