I’ve finally recoverd from Coldfire dumping me for that slightly ripe watermelon. But, could we please move away from all of this Reagan talk and get back to focusing on how the Clinton-Gore administration has saved not only America, but all of mankind.
Also, my surgery to shorten my legs is tomorrow. I look forward to looking up at things.
Ummm…there was some rice pudding around here I was gonna throw out. I wonder where it went?
I just pray I won’t have to hear an amputation pun from Mullinator.
Well, the doctor said the surgery would be expensive, but I didn’t know it would really cost me an arm…aw heck, I can’t do it. That’s way too obvious, even for me.
I think I at least deserve a hand for not following through.
Look, there is no way in hell that anyone can accuse me of being a newbie-basher.
But some of you new folks need to realize that it’s OK to start a new thread on a topic, rather than resurrecting these ancient ones.
Hey, watch this! I’m going to make mullinator go the wrong way in time for a minute!
I cannot believe that you idiots think CLINTON was better than Reagan? Do you remember what it was like when Carter was in office? That’s a tax-and-spend bleeding heart libertal if I’ve ever seen one. Does character not matter to you?
BTW, UncleBeer, I think your response was waaay over the top. If you want to talk like that, then take it to the pit.
Thanx for the weed man… thanx for the weed…
Uhm… could somebody open a window please, it s getting kind of smokey in this corner…
gets up and walks to the bar giggling.
Okay, shakin Claudia and a bunch of 15 years old told me how to mix an EVERYTHING drink.
It… it is not that difficult. You just pour a little bit of everything into a glass… sometimes it is nasty… but mostly it just burns a hole into your throat…
Smoke, dont drink all that whisky on your own! I need some of it for the EVERYTHING!
Criminy, Mullinator! What did the doctor tell you after seeing that you had broken it like that?
You know Mr C, I’ve just about had it with your lame come-ons.
Hey everyone!
BornDodgy, you look thirsty. I have the greatest drink for you to try.
I dunno why, but there’s some chimp that’s been following me for about twenty minutes now. Rundogrun, you mind holding on to this little feller for a bit while I make a quick run for some grass?
I’m wondering whether someone could help me here: what are the three words that end in -gr…no, I can’t do that, either.
Fine, fine…an anti-flirting Shakespeare quote:
“I, that am not shaped for sportive tricks,
Nor made to court an amorous looking-glass;
I, that am rudely stamp’d, and want love’s majesty
To strut before a wanton ambling nymph;
I, that am curtail’d of this fair proportion,
Cheated of feature by dissembling nature,
Deformed, unfinish’d, sent before my time
Into this breathing world, scarce half made up,
And that so lamely and unfashionable
That dogs bark at me as I halt by them;
Why, I, in this weak piping time of peace,
Have no delight to pass away the time,
Unless to spy my shadow in the sun
And descant on mine own deformity:
And therefore, since I cannot prove a lover,
To entertain these fair well-spoken days,
I am determined to prove a villain
And hate the idle pleasures of these days.”
–King Richard III, Act 1, Scene i
Since I couldn’t possibly be in a thread with my favorite DRY man and not flirt, I decline to participate.
What’s that you say?
I just did?
OOPS!
Oh, well. We COULD talk about sports (congrats on the Mariners, by the way!).
I trust you got two e-mails from me?
I certainly did, darlin’, and as always they brightened my day!
Well, my night I guess.
(((((((DRY))))))
Scotti purrs.
This, uh, WASN’T supposed to be a flirting thread!
Say DRY, know any good literature that will stump the stoners over there in the corner?
Hmmm…I see the Lazy-Boy has joined the couch out on the front lawn.
huh? What stoners? looks around
I was supposed to say something… but I cant remember…
Just be sure it was something highly interesting nods to herself and mumbles “up yours” to nobody in particular while spilling some of the booze
I have no clue what you’re talking about. I’m just a shy little girl.
Well at least I was honest. I TOLD you I couldn’t do it!
I predict that within the next few posts, ** Scotticher, ssskuggiii, borndodgy,** and DRY will come into this thread and make complete asses of themselves by not understanding the point of the whole damn thread in the first place.
Furthermore, I predict that they will appear to be going backwards in time, versus forward, like the rest of us.
I wonder how long it will be before they begin lame flirting, the kind that makes the rest of us absolutely freaking ill. I’m sure that within one page, everyone will forget that they ever even came here.