The Reverse Thread (You can do it!)

[User_10K]

I just wish someone would start a “backward” thread.

[Welfy]

Bwahahahahaha…I can escape. People don’t flirt with me on the board anyway.

So how about those Steelers?

[rundogrun]

Hey Mr. Cynical…is this a real crystal ball? Why the hell do you have one of those?

[Scotticher]

Sheesh-

Just a tad bit cranky today, are we?

Well, you have a new baby. I expect you need more sleep?

[Mr.Cynical]

Hey Rundogrun, what’re you doing looking in my closet?

[Bottle_of_Smoke]

Mr. Cynical, for the last time – No, I will not have sex with you! Sure, I’m flattered, but I don’t swing that way. Maybe you should cut back on those tequila slammers, man.

Oh, you should also get the door. A bunch of people are about to come in and it looks like they have no idea what’s going on.

[Mr.Cynical]

::shotgunning another tequila slammer::

Bottle of Shmoke, c’mere, I love you man!

[Bottle_of_Smoke]

Ya know, that Mr. Cynical is a heckofa guy. Top notch and all. But he’s been pounding the liquor pretty hard tonight, and he’s looking over this way with an expression I can only describe as…unsettling.

Next thing you know, he’s gonna start imagining Cecil is here greeting him. Maybe someone should put on a pot of coffee…

Hey rundogrun, maybe there’s some coffee in this pantry. Whoops. Looks like it’s a closet. Sure, if you want to poke around, be my guest.

[DRY]

*Originally posted by Mr. Cynical *
I predict that within the next few posts, ** Scotticher, ssskuggiii, borndodgy, and DRY will come into this thread and make complete asses of themselves by not understanding the point of the whole damn thread in the first place.

I wonder how long it will be before they begin lame flirting, the kind that makes the rest of us absolutely freaking ill. I’m sure that within one page, everyone will forget that they ever even came here. **

Where do I begin?

You’re about as reliable a psychic as those that air commercials at three in the morning.

A poster we’ve both heard of, in this thread:

http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=33608

wrote:

If you desire assistance with reading for comprehension, I recommend taking night classes at your local community college.

Possibly there are still some openings in some of those classes. I didn’t flirt in this thread, and when someone responded to my posts started along those lines, I reminded her that this WASN’T a flirting thread.

As for your opinion on “lame flirting”, what was your opinion of this? (quoted from the same thread as above)

Mr. Cynical, honey, the last time I read a reply that impressed me as much as this one did, I posed the following question… “…will you marry me?..”

Not only would I like to propose the same to you now, but before you answer you should know that you just contributed to the reason I was able to participate in this Cecil column.

or THIS:

*Originally posted by Mr. Cynical *
**Nevermind that bunk, Eve!

Eve, Come with me to Colorado! We will live in a bung-studded pinealow in the mountains, eating berries as they fall from the bush. We’ll run round nekkid as jaybirds during the summer months, and as I sit on the barcalounger watching the cubbies on WGN, you will be allowed to fetch me beers until I demand you to join me in our sleeping bag on the floor. **

Res ipsa loquitor.

[BornDodgy]

Mr. Cynical do you want to talk about it?
What bothers you…?
You know it is all about childhood… did your mom let you fall on your head when you were little?
Or did you have to share your food with the family dog?
There is help, honey… there is help… it is called coffee.

queues for the coffee with her half liter mug

[Mr.Cynical]

I will now predict that the next two posts come from two people who STILL do not understand that this thread is not about being anti-flirting, but about going backward in time. It’s a reverse thread, you know.

What are the odds? I’d say that 100% sounds about right.

[screech-owl]

Hey Mr. Cynical - this has been a really great thread so far. Thanks for inviting me in. I’ve made plans to go camping and I still have to some ‘snake bite medicine’.

What was ChiefWahoo so torqued off about? Stomped out of here like nothing I’d ever seen. I just hope that vase wasn’t too expensive.

Ciao. I’ll be back soon.

[Silver_Fire]

It’s okay, everyone! I cleaned it up. :eek:

[rundogrun]

Hey look! An orgazmatron!

Ewwwwwwww! Whoever was in here last most certainly did NOT mop up when they were done. Sorry folks…guess we won’t be able to use it.

[SwimmingRiddles]

Oh, stop it. You’re making me blush. In fact, I am so flattered by your kind words that I’m gonna go bite my pillow, that’s what I’m gonna do.

Oh, and rundogun, you look like you could use this. Don’t let the goat near it, OK?

[TwistofFate]

SwimmingRiddles,

my day is spent awaiting the meekest glimpse upon your enriching Counteance. Your enchanting demeanour elevates my very soul. I anticipate the oppertunity for my soul to open up to you and say : -

“Howya, love. Are ya alright there? wanna go for a pint and back to my place after, for a couple of bevvies and quick spin?”
*My utmost apologies for anyone who dosent understand the dublin humour in the above post.

*Ssskugiii, the Idea of the thread is to write something in response to a post that hasnt been posted. the flow of the thread goes C-B-A rather than a-b-c. see what I was doing in the thread earlier??

[rundogrun]

Love you all…really I do.

But this hot tub is getting way to crowded. I’m gonna head back inside.

[August_West]

All right,dammit! If you don’t have any Grey Poupon, I’m outta here. What kind of party doesn’t have Grey Poupon? Next thing you know people will be trying to reverse time.

[August_West]

:: smashes vase on floor ::

[Bottle_of_Smoke]

Sorry Chief, I haven’t found any Grey Poupon yet. I’ll look in the back of the fridge. Here, hold this vase for me.