I swear, the next time you guys spill it, I’m NOT going to clean it up. I AM NOT YOUR MOTHER!!!
OK, sorry for the outburst. I’ll just go stand out of the way till I cool down.
Hey rundogrun – make some room there. Yeah, I know I forgot to bring my swim trunks. But we’re all friends here, right? Yow, this water’s hot!
::drops bean dip all over the hot tub deck::
Oh, crap. Hope nobody saw that.
Hey, mom…I dropped my orange juice…
Hey all, I’m going to be out for a while. But in the meantime, let’s see if we can get this floor a little more, ummm, orangish. Ok?
For the thousandth time, ChiefWahoo, I don’t think that there’s any Grey Poupon to smear all over Coldfire. Not that he would want it anyway!. I’ve exhausted myself trying to find it. I don’t know, ask if Bottle of Smoke’s found any yet.
TwistofFate, You should go talk to SwimmingRiddles. Throw that accent at her, and I bet you could have her biting the pillow in NO time!
Mr. Cynical said:
Catherine Zeta-Jones.
Sheesh, what part of ‘No’ doesn’t she understand? I mean, I think she’s kind of cute, and she seems like a nice lady, but she’s married. She just had a kid! And how could I do that to Michael Douglas? He seems like an OK guy.
Catherine, if you’re lurking (and I know you always are), please. I wish things could be different. But I’m just not going to be able to be with you. Try to focus on your family and career and forget about me, OK?
You know, I really hope Milossarian doesn’t go into one of his daydream fantasies again. Isn’t that annoying? He goes on and on about how some actress wants him sooooo badly. Geez. Who will it be next time? One can only hope he’s learned his lesson.
23…24…25…26…27…???
:surfaces:
gasp
27 feet in the hot tub. Last time there were 24. Yi. The heat must be getting to me. I gotta get ready to leave anyway.
:gets out of tub:
<ouch>
Damned wet floor. Can’t you people splash a little less?
OK, OK, I’m out of the bathroom. Who needed to go so badly that they couldn’t give me 30 seconds?!? Criminy, go pee in a plant if you can’t hold it.
BAM BAM BAM
What the hell are you doing in there??? You’re not the only one at this party who needs to use the restroom!!!
Hey guys, let’s put this prosthetic leg in the hot tub to confuse screech owl…what do you mean “it’s crowded already”? There’s only 13 of us in here…
Hey guys, let’s put this prosthetic leg in the hot tub to confuse screech owl…what do you mean “it’s crowded already”? There’s only 13 of us in here…
Hey guys, let’s put this prosthetic leg in the hot tub to confuse screech owl…what do you mean “it’s crowded already”? There’s only 13 of us in here…
Hey Milo - Who did you say that Hollywood star was who you keep calling and won’t leave alone? Wait, I didn’t just give you an idea, did I? Shit.
Well. That was an impressive display of precision cannonballing!
However, this official meeting of Team Hot Tub will now come to order. Screech-owl, since you’ve got the mask and snorkle, would you kindly take attendance?
I predict there will shortly be a network problem leading to a triple posting by a member…
Wow! Don’t think I’ve ever seen a Conga line in a hot tub before. Say, anyone seen Screech-owl?
:surfaces:
gasp
Lessee…$12.47 so far…and woohoo! a another quarter. Damn, it’s Georgia - already got 6 of those.
inhales
:dives:
You know…this hot tub looks suspiciously like a public fountain…hmmmmm…
hey, anybody ever see Screech-owl scuba dive in a hot tub for pocket change? Throw some in :: toss::