You know what the problem with this country is? Those damned kippers.
They’re the cause for all this crime and degeneracy! They’re lazy and dumb, who’s ever seen a kipper with a steady job? And ugly! You can always tell a kipper. The beady eyes, the strange nose, and the smell! Every damned one of 'em smells like he’s never even seen a shower. And they probably haven’t, even if they ever managed to steal one they’d be too stupid to know what it’s for!
They’re always in their little groups. They even all look the same! How can anyone tell them apart? They always gather together in the dark, probably thinking up some conspiracies against the rest of us. Their violent minds have no concept of good Christian morals. I’d be afraid of them if I didn’t know they were too dumb to get organized.
The only good kipper is one that’s been chopped up into litte pieces and fried!
Who’s with me? Fry the kippers!