I will not be wearing a kilt. However, wimmins are still welcome to check whatever they wish to check.
It’s MUCH better for evil. 
RT, if you wear a kilt, I’ll put a dollar bill in your… um… ;). Think of it as payment from last year’s cleavage.
(Heck, I’ll do that for anyone who wears a kilt. Just let me know how many dollar bills to bring. And Verrain just suggested I keep them in the lace top I wore last year… yeah, I think that’s a good plan.)
I really gotta ge me a kilt, y’know? The neat thing is, SparrowHawk discovered that we can actually wear our grandmother’s clan tartan. Apparently, there’s a rule that if you’re just one generation removed from a person who actually carried the name, it’s okay. So, since our grandmother was born a Scott, we can do that.
I have no idea what the Scott tartan looks like, but I kinda think it’d be cool (not to mention chilly) to wear a kilt.
Like this.
LindyHopper, I plan to come Thursday and meet you there. My only problem (OK, other than needing a sitter for the dog) is I don’t know yet if I’ll have my car with me, so I don’t know how much traveling I’ll have to do. I plan on trying to get my wife to do all the cross-state driving so I can leave my car in New York, thus eliminating having to bring it back home before coming to the city.
And why are you not attending this year, Arden? Did I miss something from earlier in this lengthy thread?
For the good of all humanity, I shall not be wearing a kilt.
However, I shall be reprising the drive from last year. Except with company this time.
I own I-80. That’s all I’m saying.
Damnit damnit damnit! Now what are matt and scott and I gonna do?
[sub]Aside: no. Not gonna happen. If nothing else, I don’t trust fizzy to show the streets of NYC whether or not I’m wearing it properly;)[/sub]
Oh God do I ever need sleep. Or a proof-reader. Or something far more expensive.
“If nothing else, I don’t trust fizzy not to show the streets…” etc.
And I just know someone is gonna abuse the hell out of that quote…
Ah well. What can be done now?
Reduce. Reuse. Recycle.
Damn, it’s warm in here all of a sudden. :o
Last year’s True Pisces cleavage was quite enticing, and I enjoyed the view. 
I’m not sure what I’m getting repaid for, but all donations are cheerfully accepted! 
You may end up with more money there than you started with.
[sub]Note to self: don’t forget to bring a supply of $1 bills to NYC![/sub]
Arden is not attending because Arden has been out of work since Feburary and can barely manage to keep a roof over her head and the utilities on at this point. Forget anything else.
kicks dirt
My room at the Red Roof is reserved for Saturday night! I’ll be coming in early Saturday, so hopefully I’ll be able to meet yizz up for lunch or whatever.
True Pisces, darling dear, does your offer to stow my luggage till I can check in still hold? Maybe I can meetchiz at the hotel and we can go from there.
I can’t wait!
<Cartman>It’s my birthday! Ba-ba-ba-ba-birthday!</Cartman>
Use the paper bills at the Red Rock West for the flamethrower chick and the [non-pc]barmaid[/non-pc] who strips off your shirt & belt & serves shots of Jack Daniels from her mouth into yours while straddling over you. [sub]Mmmm, red leather pants[/sub]
The metrocard machines dispense those Sacagawea Dollar Coins which you can use for doper cleavage.
“Dairs Gowld in dem dair Hills”
I’m personally frightened to meet you all face-to-face but I’ll try to make it.
Oh good heavens! I have been terribly remiss, haven’t I? I’m so sorry!
A notice to the men: Please, if you have a kilt, wear it. You look good in them. Trust me. No matter what YOU think, us Doper Wimmins do love the kilts. Oh yes. We do.
As for The Shirt, I think I offered to wear it, since I was part of the Committee to Insist That MissC Wear The Shirt at the last fest. If she wants to send it to me, I’ll wear it. Unless someone else is going to. I don’t feel like reading back through this thread and figuring it out.
Yeah, Persephone … you’ve never read a four-page thread before. “Reading takes 4EVER!” Pah. You’re not a blond;)
::RUNNING AWAY AS FAST AS HE CAN::
[sub]Can’t trust you doper wimmins not to do kilt checks…[/sub]
’punha, ** please don’t let me forget to kick your scrawny little a when I see you in NYC.
Arden, sweetie, I had to go. Especially since I missed last year’s. Don’t be upset with me. Please? Don’t worry, the family’s still in OK, so I should be getting back there soon enough. Next time, Tulsa for sure. All right? [sub]Oh, and I sympathize on the out-of-work thing. Since May for me.[/sub]
Gorgon: Thursday. Good. I’m still not clear on all the car-related part of your post, though. Where exactly are you coming from on that day? Why do you want your wife to drive cross-state, and what does this have to do with leaving the car in the city or not? 
Geo and TP: No kilt. Not only do I not own one, but, well, frankly, I’m just not that daring. I will, however, be wearing the Gangster Suit[sup]TM[/sup]. With fedora. Complete with 17-inch feather. Hope that’ll suffice.
Lindy, if I make it, you and I will look like we wore coordinating costumes.