Heh.
Don’t worry, Zappo, I’ll bring Euty in line.
I’m sure I could blackmail him, too, if I tried… 
**Zappo, ** he’s a total liar. I’ve been talking you up so much that you’re first on his list now. 
Everybody loves Smoochie!
And Smoochie Loves Everybody.
Except for Euty, about whom he’s kinda tepid.
Hm. I too will have plenty of time off beforehand, so I will be able to grow out my beard properly this year.
Amazing what a Fest does topeople.
We’ll all be hairy, fedora-wearing, beer-drinking hooligans.
Yay!
Well, Gorgon, I’m not planning on being hairy…
Though I do plan on being a fedora-wearing, beer-drinking semi-hooligan.
Feh! Lie to yourself, maybe, but I know the truth!!!
Hooligan? Ruffian? Speak English!
It’s Crip. Blood.
Ok, so maybe I’ll be drinking the vodkas & cokes instead of the beers, but the rest of it is all true!
lno, I don’t speak that kind of English.
You guys need a fest to do that?
Obviously. I have to shave otherwise.
Vodka & Coke? Ewwwww.
Why on earth does everyone think there’s something WRONG with vodka and coke? It’s a very good mixture. I’ve been drinking it for years.
Of course, I also won’t turn down a vodka SHOT, but I can’t do those all night, not if I want to make it back to the hotel room in one piece!
ahem Enough about the vodka.
A new miniskirt has been purchased. That is all.
I think that’s Geobabe’s way of saying, “Nothing’s more important than my gams. Except maybe my boobs.”
I’ve booked a room at the Red Roof, joining the throng staying there.
Your point? 
Well, there really are few things more important than Geobabe’s gams and her boobs… unless, of course, it’s Persephone’s gams and boobs, and pucette’s gams and boobs, and vix’s gams and boobs and…
you get the picture.
RT, woo-hoo!!! The Red Roof crew ROCKS!
Because, hon, nobody on earth drinks it except you!
And the above wasn’t meant to say that all those things are more important than Geobabe’s gams and boobs… they are as important as Geobabe’s gams and boobs. They all give me even more reason to work on MY gams and boobs!