Are you volunteering?
Kitty
Cutting carrots to make a cake. I used to love carrot cake, but now I can’t stand it.
May I please have a titile, O fairest of the Kitty Princesses?
BTW, where’d that come from?
With a name like Fairy Princess Kitty you know she has got to be a major sex goddess! So please be a good kitty and come to bed now.
p.s. We can do the title thing in the morning. 
<genuflects>My thanks, your Royal Felinitudity!</genuflects>
“I can no other answer make
but thanks, And thanks;
and ever oft good turns
Are shuffled off
with such uncurrent pay”
–Twelfth Night, Act 2, Scene iii
hmm… kinda a useless post, I was just afraid that if this thread got off page two I would never receive my title
OK, that’s it. Not only am I not going to wait around for FPK to bestow a title on me, but I am also going to risk drawing the wrath of the Almighty by
SELF DEIFICATION
See new sig line.
Wow, FPK.
You have quite a backlog to get through. I sympathize.
But not so much so that I don’t add my name to the list anyway!
(But just to get back on your good side, please see my recent posts in “Cats vs Dog” and “Why is it Considerered funny to Kill a Cat” etc. to note the very high opinion I hold of Kitties.)
That sig would be even better if it were an actual run-on sentence.
We now return you to your regularly-scheduled “waiting for FPK to give you a title”.
To all of you on the this post, I’m really really sorry it’s taken so long, please accept my humblest apologies.
Fonz, I dub thee Prince of Almost Pornographic Pictures and Baron of Fast Food Chains That Make People say “Huh?”
WickedAngel, I pronounce thee Countess of Undecorated Cubicles and Relationship Music, Be It Good Or Bad.
silent_rob, henceforth thou shall be Sir Rob of the Order of Magically Dissapearing White Bunnies and Really Sweet Songs.
adam yax, I dub thee Sir Adam of the Socialist Republic of Minnesota, Resurfacer of Roads and Payer of Ridiculous Taxes.
Fenris, I dub thee Earl of Really Fun Plays About Mods, Knight Protector of All Things Dramatic and Hilarious.
Zoggie, I dub thee Royal Trollop, Protector of all Monkee Business.
(bad pun, I know, forgive me)
Alright! Done with the first page, finally, sorry for the long lapse but I’ve been busy with school.
Kitty
Kitty, I beg your favor. Perhaps a title for me, please?
Might I request your attentions? Many thanks . . . 
Wow, that’s awsome Fair Princess Kitty! You rock the casbah!
Bumptity Bumpity Boo.
Kitty?
You still out there?
Hello?
I need a title too!
Alright, I’m back, with new and improved printed out list o’ stuff that you’ve written me. I once again should be studying for finals or trying to figure out how to politely tell my counselour he’s a stupid (edited by me, this is a child friendly board after all) who should give me a free period, it’s not like I need to take a class that period. Oh well, let me think for a sec and I’ll be back with some titles.
Kitty
By special request…
Medea’s Child, oh great person that you are, I crown thee Princess of a Very Sacred Order, That of Worshipping the Omnipotent, Wonderfully Flirtatious Demigod DRY.
Kitty
PS I feel so… odd