Thank you for my new title Fairy Princess Kitty. I have always wanted to be an Empress of something! I thought I was going to have to marry into a title, but eligible Emperors are few and far between.
I hope that you slept well.
I’ll be your huckleberry…
(translation: At a time convenient to your highness, your opinions on my worthiness for a title would be most welcome)
p.s. I don’t think Zenster should be knighted for dropping you in this, tho the kneeling followed by application of sword or substitute may be a good start…
1973: "The Godfather" won the Academy Award for best picture of 1972, but Marlon Brando refused to accept his best actor Oscar, Pablo Picasso died, the Sydney Opera House opens, The stage production of "The Rocky Horror Picture Show" opened in London, Pink Floyd released their album "Dark Side of the Moon." Larry Flynt launched his sex magazine "Hustler." The American Psychiatric Assoc. removed homosexual from its list of disorders in the Diagnostic and Statistical Manual, JRR Tolkien died, Skylabs launched, Denmark instituted a procedure of chemical castration for sex offenders, Straight Dope starts its fight against ignoranceFirst off, dpr - I love that quote. 
Second, can I have a title? Please?
Thank you, FPK. I’ll have to go on a Licorice-Slaying Quest one of these days.
Thank you for the title, and sorry for the delay in thanking you…I know a watched thread never posts, but leaving it that long was ridiculous! Anyway, {FPK}!
fierra, I dub thee Viscountess of Darkness and Evil, Baroness of All Things That Go Bump In the Night. [FPK]
One of only two mortals to have met the dark queen of ULVAN, coal goddess, and survived.
Dear overworked FPK,
Just a few things to help you along in deciding my title…
2 dogs (1 big, 1 little)
love chocolate chip cookie dough, science fiction/fantasy, historical fiction, Planet of the Apes (just the first one though), dislike confrontation, am usually invisable, the color red, sleeping.
FPK I hope the squire-ninja-in-training I sent got my missive sent to you in a timely manner concerning my humbly requesting an official title…
punk snot dead,
broccoli!
some more info to help you along (no rush, no pressure):
favourite colour: black
1 pet; dog named Boris (after Boris Karloff)
atheist
favourite book: War of the Worlds
All right. I’ll officially request one, too.
Thank you, FPK, I love my title!! 
I won’t let you or my … beloved (protectorate? ward?) down! I’ll be good to my fellow Easties, too.
Spidey requests that you ask Fairy Princess Kitty for your title in Shakespearese.
Pretty please?
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::raises hand::
Can I have a title too? Pretty please?
Dearest leige, it has come to my mind, insomuch as I am not known, mayhaps I may give unto you a missive, that I might partake of a title deserving of armorial award.
In truth, dear lady, I wouldst that thou were not overwork’d as thou art, but I feel the muses must have thee to do thy bidding, as vicous Mars must have me for his own doings.
I am a scholar of all things, but in truth the times of the ancients do bespell me beyond all measure.
I do gracious combat, on the field of chivalry, both in the ways of the Knights of old, and in the mystic ways of the East.
I am that most wonderous of creatures, a father of two wee babes. I am a husband to a fair lady of virtue… although in truth we are hedonists, and are free to follow the paths of loving elsewhere, as long as the gifts of aphrodite part us not.
And that is myself, laid bare for you to see… I now await my nightlong vigil, that in time I may be awarded title that you deem fit and seemly, Highness.
Oooh, ooh, can I have one, please, Kitty?
And can we please not make mention of jello or any form of dessert toppings in it?
And, to add a minor hijack to answer some questions you asked…yeah, I’ve read all of Eddings’s stuff, except for the new book.
Aren’t all of these royals going to need coats of arms? WHo’ll be responsible for the SDMB College of Heralds?
I’m a knight ?! Okay, I love it, I really do. I’m actually glad I’m not a Princess or anything. (I wouldn’t make a good Princess.) But couldn’t I be a Guardian or something? I just feel weird being Sir Silver Fire, knight of anything. (I really do like it though.)
Just for you, Spider Woman,
kneeling to Fairy Princess Kitty, humbly requesting a title
“I submit
My fancy to your eyes:
when I consider
What great creation
and what dole of honour
Flies where you bid it”
–All’s Well That Ends Well, Act 2, Scene iii
Salutations, Fairy Princess Kitty, I crave the boon of a moment of your attention. After reading through the threads for the previous several days, I’ve decided where to place my first post. Of course, I’d like a title (gimme, gimme)
Ooops, calm down Dexter (my evil twin). After all, can the inestimable (Love that word) FPK grant a title on poor little me (us!) with no proof that I am (we are) worthy? I’d think a certain amount of acquaintance should be necessary (snigger). Down Dexter! Bad boy.
sniffle
Fairy Princess Kitty doesn’t like me.
That was lovely, DRY.
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