You know, I could use a massage. One day this past week a friend spent half an hour trying to loosen up knots between my shoulderblades and he quit because his fingers were really sore. Just know if I giggle, you’ve hit a sensitive spot.
O.K. I’m game. Give me a title.
Do me next** Fairy Princess Kitty**. Do me!
Do me! Do me! Do me!
Yeah, that’s it, do me, yeah, nice Kitty, naughty Kitty, nice Kitty, yeah, that’s it. Yeah, do me. Who’s the king now.
Oh I’m sorry,did I type that out loud, drifted off a bit there.
Guess I’ll join in and request a title. Evil things that they are.
O.K., if more info speeds up the granting of titles: I hate/fear mirrors, get a lump in my throat at the end of “It’s a Wonderful Life”, collect dragons, and hate raisins.
the Future Emporer of the Universe
Bent axle nekkid partay!
This is so cool!
Please, Fairy Princess Kitty, give me a title.
:: stomps in, bites imthjckaz, webs him into immobility and drags him off, mumbling to self “just wait till I get you home” thump drag, thump drag, stompity stomp ::
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Fairy Princess Kitty, I will be really interested to see what title imthjckaz receives (you may e-mail me for suggestions).
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I wanna title, too! Pleeaaassee, can I have one? Can I? Huh? Can I?
Do me…
I hate to be left out of anything! May I please have title too Fairy Princess?
If it is a really good one I will make you my new hero and lose that John Corrado guy. 
Since I just found this thread, may I beg of a title of you, oh most gracious and fellow theatre-appreciater, FairyPrincessKitty?
In return, I lead you to this link of Titles in many languages, in that it may be of help to you.
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:::; sniff, sniff, sniff. all this time, and I even have the tiara already, and still no title???
I did see a hint about ‘gee if you tell me more about yourself…’. gads.
I have a tiara. I am female. I have a 16 year old son (so please be gentle with me, I live with a teen) I’ve worked with convicts for 20+ years, have very long hair, am very tired of snow. um. what else did you want to know???
Can I have a title please, FPK?
I already did a gods/goddesses thread…so if anyone has too much time on their hands after fulfilling their duties of privilege, you know where to go…(it’s pretty old now, you can either claim your own deification, or by awarded it by me…your choice)
I like wolves, bats, ravens, darkness & chaos…so an eastern european countess would probably be appropriate… 
Thanks, YRH Kitty! It’s nicely ironic, contradictory, and just plain wrongheaded…I love it! <Grins again at the thought of a Wiccan named Balance being the Baron of Jewish smilies and vertigo.>
Now, if you’ll excuse me, I must go gawk at ssskuggiii before the show moves on.
you could delegate some of your responsibilities so as to help you keep up better. And who better to be your royal secretary/clerk type person, or namer/sorter of royal titles, than that evil twin Zenster, who started this all.
Mwee tee hee hee!
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Hmm… I could use a knighthood. Nothing too fancy, mind you, just a good, old-fashioned, knight in shining armor rescuing lovely damsels in distress so they can go on to marry other guys type knighthood.
The royal scribe Zenster shuffles into the Princess’ sitting room. Brushing feathers and quill trimmings off of his clothes he wipes the ink from his hands and places a ledger upon her writing table.
Fairy Princess Kitty’s Appointment Book
[list=1][li]struuter (done)[/li]
[li]three bunny mama (done)[/li]
[li]Mr. Cynical (done)[/li]
[li]MamaHen (done)[/li]
[li]Trion[/li]
[li]Tommy the Cat[/li]
[li]wring[/li]
[li]Palandine[/li]
[li]Gunslinger[/li]
[li]Speaker for the Dead[/li]
[li]Lissa (done)[/li]
[li]Mauvaise (done)[/li]
[li]Saint Zero[/li]
[li]Balance (done)[/li]
[li]Jonathan Chance[/li]
[li]Silver Fire[/li]
[li]tisiphone[/li]
[li]silent_rob[/li]
[li]Arden Ranger (done)[/li]
[li]adam yax[/li]
[li]Guinastasia (done)[/li]
[li]deb2world (done)[/li]
[li]WickedAngel[/li]
[li]Fonz[/li]
[li]JuanDeCuba (done)[/li]
[li]Kat[/li]
[li]ssskuggiii (done)[/li]
[li]Fenris[/li]
[li]Broken Doll[/li]
[li]JavaMaven1 (done)[/li]
[li]Mahaloth[/li]
[li]Zoggie[/li]
[li]Bear_Nenno (done)[/li]
[li]Baloo (done)[/li]
[li]Lexicon[/li]
[li]Welfy (done)[/li]
[li]Derleth (done)[/li]
[li]StephenG[/li]
[li]wyldelf[/li]
[li]Intriguing Question Mark[/li]
[li]Dire Wolf (done)[/li]
[li]Prosser[/li]
[li]SterlingNorth (done)[/li][sup]END OF PAGE ONE[/sup]
[li]Thea Logica[/li]
[li]Mercutio (done)[/li]
[li]FEotU[/li]
[li]zen101[/li]
[li]AngelD112 (done)[/li]
[li]Tabithina[/li]
[li]LaurAnge[/li]
[li]Bumbazine[/li]
[li]Lyllyan[/li]
[li]Bosda Di’Chi of Tricor[/li]
[li]Medea’s Child[/li]
[li]Jedi Girl[/li]
[li]evilbeth[/li]
[li]Corvus (done)[/li]
[li]slythe[/li]
[li]socpro69[/li]
[li]Spider Woman[/li]
[li]ultress[/li]
[li]LifeWillFall[/li]
[li]Dinsdale[/li]
[li]bouv[/li]
[li]Lexicon[/li]
[li]Show_Biz[/li]
[li]Tristan[/li][sup]END OF PAGE TWO[/sup]
[li]imthjckaz[/li]
[li]Narile[/li]
[li]Nocturne[/li]
[li]spooje[/li]
[li]sk8rixtx[/li]
[li]Zumba The Cat[/li]
[li]screech-owl[/li]
[li]fierra[/li]
[li]mrblue93[/li]
[/list=1]
21 done and only 55 to go FPK!
[sup]NOTE: IF YOUR NAME DOES NOT APPEAR CORRECTLY SPELLED PLEASE POST A NOTICE HERE INDICATING SUCH.[/sup]
- Palandine
I’m a woman. I turn 30 this month. I’m an editor. I live in St. Louis. I’m a Star Trek geek, being especially fond of the Cardassians. My username is the name of a character from a Star Trek novel. I live in St. Louis. I love horror films. I post most often here and in MPSIMS, and I try to avoid Great Debates (although it keeps pulling me back in). That is all.
Sign me up as well, please. Even though I’m frightened that any title assigned me (given my fairly low number of posts) will make reference to that nostalgic diatribe on Mentor brand condoms I wrote a while back, I’m willing to stand up and be "count"ed.
Oh, you gotta add me! Pleeeeze?