Kitty,
I know that you don’t know me, but if you did know me you would know that Knight of d’Baucherie is the perfect title pour moi.
I assume, of course, that along with knighthood would come the Right of the First Night
My bribe, er, contribution is in the mail.
Sweet. And oh look. I just happen to have this table. Why don’t you take your ease while I light some candles, put on some relaxing music, and warm up this oil.
You know, my ex of three years was a massage therapist. When she was learning the ropes, she would always have me help her study. I retained a lot of that, so this should be good.
Now try to relax, and think about how good you’ll sleep after this…
Do it to me one more time, FPK . . . 
Er, do it to me a first time.
I know I’m late to the thread, but I can wait the month or so until I get my title.
I’m 15, live in FL (USA), run, and listen to alternative rock. That’s about all you need to know.
(Sets watch, beginning 30-day count down.)
Oh, beloved feline and most-high highness, is it too late to request a teensy-weensy title for myself? I will be turning another year older on the 24th, was married last June (1st time for both), am addicted to books (I read just about anything except romance novels) and sunflower seeds. I love all types of music (except Rap, which is nothing but bad poetry – music is what you can hum).
As you can probably tell, I am also quite opinionated but can be very flexible. I await your response with breathless anticipation.
I ain’t got no title. Major uncool.
I read up on obscure historical subjects, like cartoons & anime, & my current Guilty Pleasure is Buzz Lightyear Of Star Command. Dats one cool cartoon! 
I am also a Hunter S. Thompson fan. (If you ain’t read him yet FPK, start soon!)
Fairy Princess Kitty, what a labour of Agean proportions lies before you. 
What I’d like to know is the title you intend to bestow on your amanuensis Zenster.
[Uriah Heap]
And beggin’ your pardon M’am but, if it would please your ever so gracious person, could you permit myself join the madding crowd and request your royal patronage as to a handle for your ever so humble servant, if you would be ever so kind, of course. [/Uriah Heap]
I’ve a dodgy claim to be a decendent of the bunyip aristocracy, which doesn’t rate a mention in Burke’s Peerage but no matter. I could do with the notoriety.
I really do love the lot of you.
fierra, I dub thee Viscountess of Darkness and Evil, Baroness of All Things That Go Bump In the Night.
Trion, I dub thee Sir Trion of Beloved Dopers That Know Not How to Whine, Defender of Patience.
Tommy the Cat, I pronounce thee Duke of Felinity, Hairballs, Kitty Litter, and Purr-ish Sounds.
Lexicon, I dub thee Master of the Order of Massage Oil and Seduction.
screech-owl, I bestow upon thee the title of Mistress of the Order of Really Useful Websites and Small But Dangerous Birds.
Kitty
wring, I crown thee Regina(Queen) of Adorable Pleas for Pity and Baroness of Patience With Those Who Require It.
(16 year old son? Can you introduce him?)
Palandine, I bestow upon you the title of Baroness of Trekkies, Addictive Television Shows, and Films With Overly Idiotic Characters With Big Breasts.
(Why does the slut with big breasts always end up in horrow movies? They just kill her off anyway)
LaurAnge, I dub thee Comtesse(Countess) of Pretty French Names and Mistress of the Order of Heavenly Beings.
(I really love your name)
Kitty
PS If I fail my AP Spanish Lit class, I’m blaming it on the SDMB
FPK, I love my title, thank you. I actually work in the South Bay.
Saint Zero, I dub thee Crown Prince of Nothingness, Ruler of That Which Is Not There and Defender of the Abyss.
Broken Doll, I pronounce thee Mistress of the Order of Misfit Toys, Countess of Vaseline and Pretty Colors.
(Nice picture)
Intriguing Question Mark, I knight thee Chevalier of Grammar, Protector and Defender of Punctuation Marks Everywhere.
(You would make all past English teachers proud.)
wyldelf, I crown thee Elven Princess of the Wilds of Australia, Ruler of the Kangaroo, Ekidnas and Wallabies
(I had to have screwed something up in that)
Kitty
Just wanted to let you know I am still interested in my title! No pressure, princess. I just don’t want anyone to think I’m not checking in with keen interest.
WooHoo! …um… I mean … Verily and Forsooth!! I get to be a knight. Thanks FPK.
Ooooh, thank you . My son? here’s a picture: (he’s the second from the left, 6’1") handsome, isn’t he? Wring’s son
good luck on the test.
Oh thank you, most gracious and benevolent thespian!
lmao!! that’s great! 
I’m so bad at grammar and english it’s sad! But thanks FPK!!
I bet that Fairy Princess Kitty is in school right now thinking about my title. I hope! I hate to be left out of things and I do really want a title.
I have always dreamed of becoming an Empress. (hint, hint)
Hmm I think I’d love to have a title… even though I’m already a Dragon Goddess (ask Cumber smiles) and a Saint… and a Comissar of Vancouver… whats another title?
Well I’m addicted to these type of threads, I’m 18, love fantasy creatures most especially Dragons, Vampires, Unicorns and well yah those ones… planning on getting a tattoo sometime… love to role play… shrugs Yah there’s that
Ohh um I also forgot to say that I love writing (poetry and short stories) That’s it now…
Well, in the hope of giving FPK some ideas and speeding up my title search:
Good things: Dragons, cats and other felines, wolves, chocolate, pizza, books, country music, dolphins, Pegasuses?..Pegasi?..winged horses.
Bad things: Licorice, rat dogs, getting up in the morning.