What is this “fun” that you speak of? 
uh…Euty, I think most of us are posting here 'cause we haven’t gotten any fun lately.
Enderw23, 23!!! Yikes! How’s your dad these days? 
{Hey, self, did it occur to you that the number in his name MIGHT be his age? No, apparently not. Note: look for guys called Enderw43.}
Get back here! If you’re going to wallow in self-pity, you’re at least going to do so in good company.
Hey Euty, Brynda’s right - this is for the needy, not the greedy. You married folk stay out!
Before you start assuming too much, I’m 26, thank you.
What Euty said!
[sub]…darn single people tryin’ to have all the fun that married people are supposed to be having but they DON’T…[/sub]
SOLD AMERICAN!
SWF18…seeking anything remotely male who would not be repulsed by her I game/role play, read fantasy and scifi, listen to gulp country :o , and pop and heavy metal. I am a libraian for crying out loud!
Hey! my sig. didn’t show up! here it is.
Guess it is time for me to join the ranks since my date didn’t work out.
Hi everyone!!
Single, extremely white Aussie female (damn I wish I could get a tan), 24, 5’0", redhair, green eyes, no freckles, 2 tattoos(small funky ones), 50kg (sorry, can’t convert it for you)
Loves reading, wandering aimlessly, the company of good friends, movies, sketching, writing poetry. I am sarcastic (definately a defense mechanism), but responds well to kindness and consideration.
ISO: Male (though willing to be convinced otherwise), definately needs to be a gentleman!, comfortable with his self image, would be great if he could cook, able to amuse himself (and me), independent, demented SOH, non smoker preferable (so I am not tempted to start again), oh - and in the same country would be good, though my relocation is an option eventually.
:: Sits back and waits for the emails to pile up ::
Nekkid photos only available through negotiation with ** DPR ** 
29 5 years older than me - that’s good
Intelligent - mmm I hope you like ecclectic conversations
Mature yet fun - Very important!!
Active - would you go rockclimbing and rollerblading with me?
Trusworthy - essential!!
Handsome - Bonus
Slight Hick - No prob - I grew up in the bush
Enjoys outdoors - Big Check!! know any nice places to ummm. picnic?
Minnesota WHAT??? NOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Dammit - and you even make lasagne - one of my favourite foods.
How unfair
Oooh, can I be next? :rolleyes:
Age: 23
Sex: Male
Height/Weight: 5’11", 240
Location: Springfield, Illinois
Job: Animal food-trough wiper…er, mechanical engineer. At least until I can convince myself that I can afford grad school.
Hobbies: Reading science fiction, fantasy, real science, etc.; drinking; playing video games; expanding my CD and DVD collections
Greatest movies ever: Princess Bride, Holy Grail, Dogma, Star Wars (all 4), Ghostbusters
TV Shows: MST3K, South Park, The Daily Show
Music: The Holy Triad (aka Rush); TMBG; Pink Floyd; Barenaked Ladies; classic rock in general
Authors: Terry Pratchett, Neil Gaiman, Harlan Ellison, Robert Jordan, Stephen King, Michael Crichton, John Gribbin, Steven Jay Gould, etc, etc…
Religion: None. But, respect mine and I’ll respect yours.
OK, enough of the lists…even though I prefer that to actually revealing anything about myself. I’m…umm…weird. Or, at least I’d like to think so, because being normal would just be depressing. I’d also like to think that I’m a decent conversationalist, but that’s something y’all will have to judge for yourselves. I do have a bad habit of needing to be right about everything, though.
I’m looking for someone who can hold up her end of a conversation, can make me laugh, and will think my bitter and sarcastic sense of humor is wonderful. It wouldn’t hurt if she won’t take it personally on the occasions that I want nothing to do with the world or anyone in it. She should like to go out on occasion, but not have a problem with staying in most of the time. Being devestatingly beautiful would be nice, too, of course
Anyway, I’ve babbled enough.
OMG … role player, gamer, fantasy fiction and scifi enthusiast, … likes country music … And a librarian!
breaks out into cold sweat
A librarian for goodness sakes!
butterflies in stomache
And … is that sig in reference to a Cake song by any chance?
swoons
Wait, this is a trick right? You’re really my roommate pretending to be female, right? You sound a little too perfect …
But is he good at picking up hints?
Damn, nym, and I’ve been working on you for weeks now, too. Guess I’ll stop following you around now.
::takes his grin elsewhere. Wonder what Wyldelf and Scotti are doing? And where’s that nice Girlnextdoor?::
If I am not the first name that comes to your lips DPR then I am not interested. I refuse to take second place. I deserve far more than that.
However I love you anyway - you are even in my sig.
oooh I made a sig!!
Hon you KNOW how I feel about you and I know that i don’t need to shout it to the mountains.
Wanna go to the movies tonight?
It’s a date. For you - I’ll take sloppy seconds evil grin can we invite my crush too? (assuming you have read that thread)
Ron? I’m not sure crunchy could make it by the time the movie started. And you just KNOW the preview trailers are the best bit…
not crunchy silly…my real life one