The Addams Family started
When Uncle Jester farted
They all became retarded
The Addams Family!
[sub]I sincerely apologise for the use of the word “retarded.” I do not think that word should ever be used as an insult. I couldn’t think of anything else to rhyme. I’m sorry.[/sub]
You’re all gay! You’re all gay little gaylords, you, you gay people!
[sub]what?[/sub]
Rosebud only carries around that stupid list because she knows nobody likes her. Besides, Arden Ranger told me that Tommy the Cat said he heard jarbabyj telling Lady Juliet that she saw Rosebud kiss her own brother…on the lips! EEEEEEeeeeewwwwwww!!! Oh yeah, and one day I snuck over to Rosebud’s desk during recess and looked at her list…I’m on it but you’re not!
…I’m dobbing on you! And you aren’t invited to my party anymore.
We don’t want you in our group cuz you’re not cool enough, so there.
My dad is a cop and he can beat up your dad so you better not be mean to me.
That just means we’re happy, doofus!
Haha, Lady Juliet is happy that she’s gay!
<fifth grader mode>
Stoopid fourth-graders. Babies.
</fifth grader mode>
Shows what *you[/] know, PicklePea. You’re no longer on my list 'cause mine was the only name you didn’t put in boldface-- that is like, sooooooooo lame. But I don’t care. I got lots of friends. By the way, what’s that on your shirt?
::flicks PicklePea on the nose::
HA ha!
PicklePea is a boogernosed poop-face!
Anyone wanna Hertz Donut?
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Hurts, don’t it?
[raises hand with two fingers pointing up]I gotta go to the washroom! [/raises hand with two fingers pointing up]
b,
[wiggles in seat]Nevermind[/wiggles in seat]
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If you all don’t start acting nice with me, I’m going to tell my mommy. Sure I will. Then you’ll all be sorry when I’ll go tell my mommy.
{singing}I got McDOOOONalds
And you ain’t gOOOt none.
'Cause your dad’s on Weeelfare
And he’s an alcohooooolic.{/singing}
Stupid girls. Point at your head and say the abreviation for “mountain”.
Y’all are the reason why animals eat their young.
You stupid pansies prolly don’t even like G.I.Joe.
I’m rubber and you’re glue, anything you say bounces off of me and sticks to YOU times a MILLION INFINITY!!!
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Hey Roseud, did ya get the letter I sent ya?
No?
That’s because I forgot to stamp it!
::smashes down her foot on top of Rosebud’s shoe::
(Shrinking from the chaos, feeling a migraine coming on, starting to shake, raising a trembling hand…)
May I please be excused? I need to throw up.
Hey, Sealemon88, what’s that on your shirt?
:: waits for Sealemon to look down, then flicks his finger up ::
Gotcha!
And Biggirl, you’re so stupid you think a couch potato is something to eat!
Hahahaha!
:: runs away and hides behind the bike rack ::
Hey!!! You’re mean!
:runs up to everyone in the playground whispering in their ears:
[sub]FireUnderPantsBoobs pooped in his pants in class yesterday! Pass it around!**[/sub]
Nuh-uh! Did not!
I only peed, and that was because teacher wouldn’t let me have the bathroom pass. It’s not my fault!
[sub]P.S. I’m a girl, buttface![/sub]