“Say I, then spell CUP.”
“I see you pee.”
“Ahhh-haha! You queerbait! You like to watch people pee!”
“You’re dead off the bus.”
(Translation: I’m gonna kick your ass when we get off this here school bus)
I’m a big guy, and always have been, but I never learned to fight back and therefore got my ass kicked a lot in elementary school. And people wonder why I don’t pine for my childhood…
On a more positive note: this thread reminded me that I once successfully impressed some girls in 3rd grade by creating a substitution (or maybe a symbol) cypher for them to use in the notes they passed back and forth. And in 7th grade I impressed some “cool” girls by programming my Radio Shack pocket computer to display rude things about another girl they didn’t like. I was such a dork, yet it occasionally paid off. Go figure.