The Sean Spicer Comedy Hour

No, I’m telling you. For maximum headsplosions, Rosie should play Melania and make out passionately with Sean Spicer.

Well thanks for sharing that! Maybe a nice paper cut with a splash of lemon juice?

Motherfuckin’ fuck yeah! Jones should play Bannon. I think that Baldwin is all the parody Trump can take, though.

I’ve always been quite partial to Anthony Atamanuik as trump.

Frankly the more people taking the piss out of him, the better.

Rosie O’Donnell offers up a little photo magic.

I really wish I could see Bannon and Trump’s faces when they see this.

Oh, Hell, that’s gonna ruffle some feathers!

According to this article, Christine Baranski has offered to be Betsy DeVos.

You’re not the only one.

I like the idea of Ellen as Mike Pence…that would piss him off in so many ways.

Lil Sean gives Breitbart an exclusive interview.

Jesus. I’ve seen high school students who were more professional than that interviewer. Deer in the headlights.

Stellar!

Update: PPP reports half of all Trump voters not only believe in the Bowling Green Massacre, but think it is justification for the travel ban.

You think I was kidding? Folks, lying doesn’t hurt Trump. The electorate is broken.

Devil’s Advocate: I’d like to see the actual question, do they list it somewhere? Are people confirming that they don’t want that fictional event of mass murder to happen again? Or just that immigration policies could stop it from ever being plotted.

Because I’m certain that many Americans believe in the Alice’s Restaurant Masacree, but are quite aware that nobody died and that it’s just a name.

That said, if the question clearly called it mass murder, then the lies are working.

I love Spicer’s logic in this video (e.g., around the 3:00 mark): He explains that you can’t take a statement that Gorsuch made about a general situation and apply it to a specific case. As near as I can tell, he is trying to say that if we have the logical statement that “All cows eat grass” and we know that “Bessie is a cow”, it is not possible to conclude that “Bessie eats grass”. Maybe he just needs to take a course in elementary logic?

Hush your mouth!

Rosie volunteered to play Bannon. :cool:

Is that the one where Gorsuck tries to act all free and independent (playing to the audience) but without actually saying he would be free and independent (becuase he is just a stinking toady)?

Trump won’t have anyone, not even a winking and nodding Supreme Court nominee, publicly express the intention to stand up to him. He just can’t do it.
Spicer: “The judge was very clear that he was not commenting on any specific matter, and that he was asked about his general philosophy, So you can’t then take that and equate it back to the specific. He literally went out of his way to say I’m not commenting on a specific instance.”

Response from Petkanas: “We take Sean Spicer at his word that Judge Gorsuch did not mean to distance himself from Donald Trump’s attacks on the judicial branch,” … proof that the nominee “will be nothing more than a rubber stamp for this out-of-control Trump presidency.”

From the survey results (apologies for any mangled formatting)

I think the survey question was deliberately worded to show that the two groups are getting different information from different sources and are processing it in different ways.

Also buried in the bowels of the survey

Hmmm ok

WTF America?!?:dubious::confused::smack::eek:

Gee, sean, I think you CAN take the general and apply to the specific. At least, you know generally. If I say I hate everyone in the Trump Administration, and you say you are in the Trump Administration, what can we infer I feel about you?

I’ll wait while you work that out.

What you can’t do is the reverse. If I say I hate YOU, you cannot then infer that means I hate everyone in the Trump administration. It’s true, but you can’t tell that from my statement.

Spicer is on the way out. The Trumpster Fire is looking for a replacement. I wonder who now would hire a known liar (and a bad one at that) who demeaned and degraded himself for nothing. Ah fuck him too.