The Search for Sequential Threads Is Over

**Songs about freespirited women

More songs that scared you as a kid?
**

Hot Teachers, Seduced Students
Marriage circling the drain (Long)

It took me a while to figure out what this thread was all about… but with enough chuckling, a couple of neurons must have banged together causing me to comprehend it. With that said… it’s my first post!

**You mean-spirited, coldhearted CHICKENSHIT asshole! How DARE you !
Am I Chiding, Scolding, Discussing in a Friendly Way, or Itchin for a Fight?
**
I’d say the latter.

Hot Teachers, Seduced Students
Lessons you learned the hard way…

**Working with a Bunch of Backstabbers. Literally
Y’know, I have pretty cool jobs. **

I lost half my total blood volume yesterday.
World’s Angriest Cat

:eek:

**Gun owners happier, wealthier

Gettin’ the hell outta Dodge **

Happy birthday, Emma Watson!
Del Taco white sauce?

What? She’s 18!

**I’m Adolph Hitler Und I Approve Zis Message
Gun owners happier, wealthier **

**How can I do this to people?
This Week in Penis Theft News
I hit rock bottom last night. (Alcohol related) **

Yes, there’s always booze in these kinds of stories, isn’t there?

From the Pit:
You mean-spirited, coldhearted CHICKENSHIT asshole! How DARE you !
What the fuck did you need with my license plate? Seriously?

**Lib, I was trying to help - thanks for the snark and the ‘gotcha.’
What’s wrong with tentacle hentai? **
What kind of gotcha was that? :eek:

Right now, right here in MPSIMS:

The Search for Sequential Threads Is Over
Sequential Posts

Still right here in MPSIMS:

My brother ran himself over with his own truck

Meanwhile, in the Anti-matter Universe…

**Tip a canoe (and Sauron, too!)
I hit rock bottom last night. (Alcohol related) **

One should never paddle a canoe while drunk since those river rocks are just waiting to bop you on the noggin.

Abusive Parents: Do You Give Them Loving Care When They’re Old?
How do I dump her?

**This Week in Penis Theft News
If you flick it more than once, you’re playing with it **

Even if it’s not your own?

Quick–what should I tip for pizza delivery?
Black people and cocoa butter

This Week in Penis Theft News
A Very Sad Man in Thailand

**What thing about people your own age and sex do you most consistently envy?

Twatwaffles, scrotumscones, and Alabama dick dances **

Now it’s:

**What Goods or Services Would You Buy That are Not Currently Available?
Twatwaffles, scrotumscones, and Alabama dick dances **