**Scenes That Are Almost Too Uncomfortable/Awkward to Watch
American Idol 4/22 and 4/23 **
**Fighting prostate cancer one tug at a time.
If you flick it more than once, you’re playing with it
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Yeah, but it’s…it’s…medicinal. Yeah, that’s the ticket.
**Wherefore this ridiculous idea that Hillary “lost”?
It’s because she’s not white.
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**Shodan, I know you’re too dumb for this Pitting to do any good, but…
It’s Earth Day! Who cares?!?!
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** Fighting Ignorance Since 1973
Why do we applaud **
Because we are fighting the good fight. Let’s give it up for the Dopers 
**What activity would you engage in were it legal?
Not putting sexual orientation on Facebook, MySpace etc. **
What activity would you engage in were it legal?
Twatwaffles, scrotumscones, and Alabama dick dances
**Possibility of being an Atheist Believer.
Florida “I Believe” license plate proposed
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Can atheists get them?
**Portland Meetup?
Portland’s (and possibly world’s) Best Strip Joint
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** Best times you kept your mouth shut
So who else is getting married soon?
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Portland’s (and possibly world’s) Best Strip Joint
Any Interest in a Naked Daniel Radcliffe Dopefest?
**I’m in UR Bathroom, making a MS
Well, shit. **
New Posts:
I’m in UR Bathroom, making a MS
Why won’t the DNC do something to fix this mess?
Hey, your bathroom, your problem.
Is it bad to watch a Cat stalk and consume large quantities of birds?
DC dopers - entertainer suggestions?
**Help me score with chicks
When did you learn about the birds and the bees? **
Damn! Beaten to it (3 hours ago!). 
I’m in UR Bathroom, making a MS
Well, shit.
Indeed.
So my friend just sunk a chainsaw into his leg
Bestest Sounds
I loved hearing him yell, “Aaaaarrrrrrrrrrghhhh!!!”
I thought vasectomies were supposed to be fairly painless
So my friend just sunk a chainsaw into his leg
You’re doing it wrong!!
My wife is being sexually harassed. Am I doing the right thing by doing nothing?
How do I dump her?
Well, that’s some kinda “punishing the victim” right there…