The Search for Sequential Threads Is Over

A weird four-fer in GQ:

** A hopefully quick criminal law/jury question.
How hard would it be to stab yourself to death?
Diabetics take the shot in the stomach?
Please help identify this gun!**

**When did you learn about the birds and the bees?
I thought vasectomies were supposed to be fairly painless
New baby! **

When did you learn about the birds and the bees?
I thought vasectomies were supposed to be fairly painless
New baby!

:smack: Beat me by that much :smack:

**The greatest entrance in cinema history …
“This is Plankton dressed as Sephiroth!” **

The greatest entrance in cinema history …
“This is Plankton dressed as Sephiroth!”

There’s a lot of this going around.

**So I slap GWB on Jan 21…
Is it illegal to use a picture of the president for target practice?

**

**A public/private bathroom question.
Found a bone **

Need Help Finding Czech Reicpe!
Candy that makes you go "Blech"

Good Lord, why would you want a recipe for THAT?

** Is it bad to watch a Cat stalk and consume large quantities of birds?

Cat barfing…how much is too much?
**

**Top 10 Smartest and Dumbest Dog Breeds
Shouldn’t we have a cat forum? Cat poll. **

From New Posts:

**Could I have a private train?
How many of you do this? **

Ohhh, I do! I do! Mine’s a Lionel HO scale.

What?

Anal anatomy question (as it pertains to anal sex)
Passing out from pain?

In Cambodia, Urban Renewal Takes a Nasty Twist
Why I have to fire my lawnman.

**Name a silly thing that you don’t really need but lust after anyway

I sorta like Rev Wright…

**

**Name my sister’s (lesbian) baseball team - smut allowed!
I got a didgeridoo **

The Didgeridoos–works for me!

**How many of you do this?
Is starving a dog to death as part of a performance art exhibition OK?

**

**Veterans Benefits for CSA
Could I have a private train? **

Yeah, they offer the best deals to all the long-dead soldiers.
**
“annoying” music that you adore
Bob Dylan, Neil Young, or Waits? **

** Black are better at music—Or fuck you Diogenes the Cynic

“Canadian” is now code for “n-word”?!
**

I’ll give them this – those Canadians sure are good at music!

Right now, I’ve got this:

Why I have to fire my lawnman.
Mow lawn, fill out police statement…sigh

Remember…“lawman” is only one letter away from “lawnman”