**What are working-class Americans so afraid of?
Socialism and Obama **
Burglar breaks into your house - what do you do?
Public farting
This is not the air you’re looking for…
Things you’ve said to pets that wouldn’t work in your dating profile
Exercise suggestions for the very overweight
I’m a Freak of Nature
Yeah, I see why you don’t want that in your profile. However, I don’t really think talking to your pets about it is going to do much good either.
**Storing dug-up tulip bulbs?
God’s most perfectest fruit?
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What is your favorite trivia question?
Who would you choose to spend 24 hours trapped with?
**Suitable Graduation Gift?
What is donating bone marrow like?**
Wow, that’s pretty generous! I’d be thinking something more along the lines of a book or picture frame. 
**I’m a Freak of Nature
Devolution in Florida **
It all starts with hairy palms, people. Hairy palms!
**For the ladies-being asked for sex
Woodworking: slicing timber?
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**For the ladies-being asked for sex
How Busy Are You at Work?
Starting again from the bottom
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**Things you should not find sexy, and yet do
For the ladies-being asked for sex **
If only…
**Blogger Newbie Seeks Help!
I’m fairly sure my best friend’s wife is cheating on him. What to do? **
**When I was a boy …
Mildred Loving Passed Away **
**I believe I may have located a large segment of the world’s moron population
So I’m utterly addicted to Facebook. **
** I believe I may have located a large segment of the world’s moron population
Hawaii’s Big Island - Please help me find a sandy beach AND condo on it!
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**Public farting
Starting again from the bottom
Things you should not find sexy, and yet do
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** Balls - why keep 'em outside?
God’s most perfectest fruit?
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**Things you should not find sexy, and yet do
Public farting
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Eeerily enough, I think this is true for some people.
**Come ye after me, and I will make you to become fishers of men.
Worst Fortune Cookie Message. Ever. **
Give blood --> sleep like the dead?
Blackouts and Amnesia
**Amusing experiences with employees
So, I’m work in my Jammies **