**Things you’ve said to pets that wouldn’t work in your dating profile
Come ye after me, and I will make you to become fishers of men. **
**Never put a penis…
Doper Picture Thread**
**What are “Things that should never be inserted into a vagina?” for 200 Alex.
Amusing experiences with employees **
**What are “Things that should never be inserted into a vagina?” for 200 Alex.
My big goofball horse… sigh…
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**What are “Things that should never be inserted into a vagina?” for 200 Alex.
Eureka! behold the tuna and onion omelette sandwich!
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I think the vagina question will continue to be a fruitful source for Sequential Threads for a while yet
**what would cause a cornish hen chick to hava a nasty dirty vent?
Evolution
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Ka-BONK!
That’s the name of my next album
Not bad!
IMHO:
For the ladies-being asked for sex
How much rent should I charge?
**Praise me, for I have kept my mouth shut!
SDMB Weight Loss Club May '08 **
That’s pretty much the secret…
**What are “Things that should never be inserted into a vagina?” for 200 Alex.
Never put a penis… **
Lesbian propaganda. A large number of women are perfectly happy with them, actually. :rolleyes:
** Somebody loves me …
Who dislikes their child so much at birth…
Sometimes the little turds make you proud…
What are “Things that should never be inserted into a vagina?” for 200 Alex.
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** Do men generally marry their most attractive girlfriend?
Men: Tell me the truth, now!
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**What are “Things that should never be inserted into a vagina?” for 200 Alex.
Creatures Great And Small
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**Somebody loves me …
My Phlebotomist Thinks I’m Sexy **
**What are “Things that should never be inserted into a vagina?” for 200 Alex.
I had to do it… (lolcat related)
Paen to Perverted Penguins Prods Parents to Protest
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**Balls - why keep 'em outside?
what “tension” is being relieved by massage **
**So, I got divorced. Now what?
My breasts yearn to be free, or the most embarrassing thing that happened to me today
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**I might be going HOME!
That does it, I’m going back to school
Goodbye, Luella **
Goodbye, you fickle-hearted little thing, you.
** Planet of the Apes; female gorillas or orangutans?
12 Monkeys -we’re right about this part, aren’t we? (huge spoiler)
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** What are “Things that should never be inserted into a vagina?” for 200 Alex.
Things that are pink
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