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**California Supreme Court overturns gay-marriage ban
That means you can marry your dog
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Hilarious things your dad has said
That means you can marry your dog

Do you take this bitch…

**California SC overturns gay marriage ban
Seeing this picture in a whole new way
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** A movie about George Bush??
Prince Caspian (Open Spoilers) **

My head hurts

**Happiness is…
Things you’re supposed to find sexy, but don’t **

Sort of masochistic, though.

**Confess your sins here, and feel the sweet relief of unconditional forgiveness

Roman Catholics interpret the Ten Commandments differently than other denominations
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**“Well, Bush is an idiot.”
Hey, I’m “The Really Nice Man.” No, really! **

Pick a god, any god
Did your school do the annual “Most Popular” thing?

**I made a three-story LOLcat this weekend.

10 million dollar practical joke

There’s an egg in the middle of my driveway

Gecko found in chicken egg.

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I think this one is pretty funny:

75,000 Turn Out To See Obama In Oregon!
60,000 Sturgeon gathered in one mass. Wow!

and

**Pretty sure I have strep…ugh
So…online dating **

** RIP Ol’ Fat Elly Belly
RIP Ted Kennedy? **

**What’s inspiring to kids these days?
Shaven head and earrings **

Fuck Hillary Clinton
Fucking bitch

Not your favourite person, then?

**What’s the best animal lawn mower?
Wild animals in the house
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**Wild animals in the house
…and then I knew today would be a bad day **

**Anyone for a Chidope 2008?
Ask the Mod **

Yeah, the Mod never gets invited to anything.

Things you never want to hear at a child’s birthday party
Fuck Hillary Clinton

**Obama looks like the kind of guy who…
Looks like I get to keep Lefty! **

Things you never want to hear at a child’s birthday party
"I’m getting too old for this shit" - 87 year old drug dealer

shakes fist in impotent rage

**What’s the best animal lawn mower?
Good overlords in SF & fantasy
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