The Search for Sequential Threads Is Over

** Happiness is…

Hot Chicks with Douchbags - Where are the douchebags and douchbagettes from?

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To each his own, I guess…

** What are some things you do the old, harder, less rational way?
Do you go to a chiropractor? How about acupuncturist? **

In New Posts:

Obama: Stop, take a deep breath and explain to me…
Middle Earth FA63 D&D Game, the Second Adventure, Scouting Ered Lithui.

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What are some things you do the old, harder, less rational way?
Buying a return airline ticket because it’s cheaper than one-way. Problems?
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Would you eat live maggots? What if I offered you $1,000?
How would you respond? (comment by coworker)

**Things you never want to hear at a child’s birthday party
Chuck E Cheese and violence. Armed security force. **
**People are weird in ways you can’t even imagine
I want my penny! **

Yeah, that is weird. I wouldn’t bother unless it was a quarter or more.
**The Search for Sequential Threads Is Over
…and then I knew today would be a bad day **

**girls and fun
Well, my 3 year old daughter is partial to Cocaine
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Well, my 3 year old daughter is partial to Cocaine

Things you never want to hear at a child’s birthday party

Damn you eyebrows: the best sequential thread this month!

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OK, Polycarp, I really can’t let this go by…

It’s a beautiful morning for a micro-rant… **
You gotta seize your opportunities Polycarp.

**OK, Polycarp, I really can’t let this go by…
Inmates get to have MySpaces? **

What were you thinking letting them have myspaces Polycarp?

**Things you never want to hear at a child’s birthday party

Quick! Distract me from my itching stitches! (Truly, quite M&P&W)

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** What is the oldest thing that ever lived?

Could HIV be old?
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For millions of years the lonely HIV virus roamed the Earth, with no one to infect…

Drive-by Bulimia?
Things you never want to hear at a child’s birthday party

**Things you never want to hear at a child’s birthday party

Fourth shoe-clad foot washed ashore… let the wild speculation begin!

Drive-by Bulimia?
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Yeah, those feet are fattening.

** Facebook uggggggggh
Drive-by Bulimia? **

**No, I didn’t poop in my pants. Why do you ask?

Things you never want to hear at a child’s birthday party
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Evidently a very formal and proper child’s party

**Ants in my car!

I bought my first motorcycle today **

Seems a bit drastic, couldn’t you just spray the car with bug spray?

**My lunch was delicious
Drive-by Bulimia? **

“Delicious”, huh? :dubious:

**I have never been so happy to sit around doing nothing
Well I have had better days.
NOOO!!! SDMB blocked at work!! **

Now in GQ:

On the subject of exploding birds…
How keenly do countries monitor their airspace?

**I got poison ivy on my nads
Well I have had better days. **