The Search for Sequential Threads Is Over

**How do I prepare for my relative to die?
Can anyone offer an optimistic outlook? **

Well, if there’s an afterlife, it’s probably better than here. Also, they may have left you something nice.

Talking of afterlives, I think I just booked myself a ticket to the Big Hot One.

** Medical harm from eating super hot sauce?

Why do burns hurt so much?
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** Let’s come up with some bad ideas!
Change your SDMB Location to “Obama Country”! **

Woman marries the Eiffel Tower
Man breaks masturbation record. Surprise: Japan Dominates

In another place, at another time, I might have called you “friend”

This one’s OK:

**Egad, it’s hot
Man breaks masturbation record. Surprise: Japan Dominates **

This one’s not bad:

**Go to first new post Car gets struck by lightning - how, and what happens?
night terrors and common hallucinations **

This is the winner:

**Notes from a breakup
Police Rescue Nude man from Porta-a-Potty **

I was watching for these two to line up:

**Any father not get hit in the balls by their kid?
Cliche/Iconic moments that have actually happened to you. **

**Cliche/Iconic moments that have actually happened to you.
I’ve been outed! **

Not that there’s anything wrong with that.

In Praise of Hilary Clinton
Congratulations Barack Obama

Not gonna touch that one.

Right now in MPSIMS:

What are you paranoid about?
Michigan Dopefest: Saturday Around 7

**Penile Compensation
Now THAT’s a gun vault! **

IMHO:

What should I do for my birthday?
Should I get a bathing cap?

Go crazy, you wild woman, you.

Thai Girl Takes a Lie-Detector Test
What are you paranoid about?

Renovating a shit-hole?
Let’s come up with some bad ideas!

Okay… “Preserve the essential odour of shit as far as possible. It’s a unique feature and would take ages to recreate once you lost it”. That do for a start?

Kinda hate to post this one, 'cause I think it is a very good idea- and one that I hope happens

** Let’s come up with some bad ideas!

Obama will be our first Negro President!**

**I think my wife is unjustly mean to me
Sorry, original thread an error. **

** How many cats are needed to defeat a tiger?

My cat is suicidal (with photographic proof)
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It only takes one cat, if it’s suicidal.

** Let’s come up with some bad ideas!

Womb Ghosts. This is very bizare.
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**Violent females in country songs. Why?
Looking for a medley of feminine empowerment songs
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** My cat is suicidal (with photographic proof)

Cat madness!
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** Strangling the bishop: what do you do after?
Why I avoid speaking to my mother in law **

That’s a pretty good reason not to call.