**Let’s come up with some bad ideas!
Acronyms for Dopers
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** I dont know how to write my resume!
Do you say “yonks ago”?
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Only if you’re descibing how long you worked in a pub.
Last night I fell off a cliff and died . . . in a dream
Am I enlightened?
**Tullahoma, TN, with kids. Fun stuff to do?
Strangling the bishop: what do you do after? **
What, one idea’s not enough? 
How tacky is it to propose marriage without a ring?
What does “marriage” mean to you?
Why keep his surname?
Now a full quadruple sequence:
Did you get/make a proposal before getting married?
How tacky is it to propose marriage without a ring?
Why keep his surname?
What does “marriage” mean to you?
Oh, let’s call the whole thing off.
**Why Did The Chicken Cross The MMP
And now the chicken will explode **
The chicken should have known better. The MMP Mafia is not to be trifled with.
Hot from CNN’s front page:
**Man watches flood split open house
Busy Moms: Staying afloat
Sleeping at work – more of us are doing it
Incest cellar girl wakes from coma **
New Posts:
Girl, 4, shoots herself with grandmother’s gun in Sam’s Club
You’re making me a grandmother, and that’s final!
I wish these two would appear sequentially:
Girl, 4, shoots herself with grandmother’s gun in Sam’s Club
Disciplining a Toddler is so difficult
. . . except that I don’t think I could fit in this handbasket.
Strange company slogans that just rubs you the wrong way.
It’s raining maggots in my house!
I really can’t see that working as a slogan
**Tanzanian Albinos Face a Deadly Threat
Ask the (white) African
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International Cuisine Exchange!
Toby the Goat meets the 3 little Pigs
**Say technology stagnates- at what level?
Could We Go back to the 1930’s? **
Hmm. Biplanes, hand-cranked telephones, Model T Fords… I suppose it’s possible, but I wouldn’t rate it the likeliest outcome.
** A health reminder for those of mixed race ancestry: tissue donation*
Man breaks masturbation record. Surprise: Japan Dominates
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Give…so that others may give.
How soon did you know your SO was The One?
Ethics of dating in mid-life
Sometimes, it takes a while…
Motorcycle Newbie Question
Universal pain scale
What do you call your in-laws?
Universal pain scale
**Tell me about Eve Online
Games you continue to play even though they are so buggy you wanna kill**
I just got spam from the Catholic Church!
You’re proud of that??
New Posts:
Man breaks masturbation record. Surprise: Japan Dominates
Greatest parting shot of all time?