The Search for Sequential Threads Is Over

…and right below this thread:

**We’re Considering Adopting a Child – Advice??
It followed me home; can I keep it? **

I’m so sorry!

** Your grammer is a mess

“I ain’t done it” and other such remarks

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**You have 7 days left to de-throne me as the world’s worst writer.

Kevin J Anderson - crap author?

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Straight Dope secret sign…
Would you wear a t-shirt that said “I Was Raped”?

Seems a little extreme…

Yeah, the membership fees aren’t that bad.

Heard during sex

What’s the best way to clean a really grody concrete floor?

snicker

I’ll just make my second request today for a saved seat on the bus to hell…

**Heard during sex
Is she hitting on me? **

Some guys have trouble getting the hint…

**So, I lost my job today.

Kittens?**

I love the whimsical randomness of it.

**Kittens?
Life Still Sucks! **

Maybe adding a few puppies would help.

**Gallery of science tattoos
Cute Kid Stuff **

Yeah, nothing like taking your 4-year-old down to the parlor and getting Fermat’s theorem inked on his arm…

MPSIMS:
Life still sucks!
The Search for Sequential Threads is Over

You’ve got that going for you, at least.

SDMB Weight Loss Club, April (08)
Have you ever lost everything?

:eek:

Cafe Society
**What does Chris Tucker do when he is not making Rush Hour movies?
Knight Rider!! **
“Michael, you’ve changed.”

** Odd fortune cookie fortunes
And now, a baby with two faces **

Most Stupid PC accessory
Dear Uterus

Yeah, I’d have to agree.

**Dear Uterus

I just found $2,014.48 for my husband.**
I don’t want to know how or where the mo ney was found.

**Have you ever lost everything?
Life Still Sucks! **

Been there, done that, and I concur

**Get a colonoscopy if you are 50

Ants! Ants! Ants!
**

Mr. Johnson? I’m afraid I’ve got bad news …

Mommy and daddy are fighting again …
Thinking of names for my next baby

**When Exactly Are You Married
Mormons Outlawed Polygomy??? **

**Garbage disposal question (probably stupid)
Do I really need to get my oil changed? **

**And now, a baby with two faces
Double yolked eggs **
Which came first?