**How do I dye a dog pink?
Wasabi**
Poor dog. And I don’t think it will work.
** Heard during sex
Familiar with Thailand?
**
Now I have “One Night in Bangkok” running through my head.
**54 Burmese Die Stuffed Inside a Lorry
Aaaaaaaargh! choke hack koff **
Their last words…sort of.
I want to give away a million dollars
what can/should i put in my compost heap?
From the Pit:
**Oh, for the love of…(Dominos pizza)
How can you manage your day to day life and still be this fucking stupid? **
**You want to know what’s really wrong with America?
Seems Everyone is Pissed Off **
** For Women. Re: Gene Simmons’ Tongue
Best cure for a hangover**
**What’s the best way to secure a motorcycle in public?
New motorcycle vanity plate! **
Yeah, I guess most people might not touch a bike with a plate that said PSYC40…
Dear Uterus
You will never be as cool as the picture.
"J" is for…
Stomach pains
Someone needs a spelling lesson…
From MPSIMS:
I’m new here . . . and I’m sad
I am Jobless
The most abominable eBay listing ever?
I just found $2,014.48 for my husband.
I’m thinking of getting facial liposuction, what do you think?
Help me buy a saw
From New Posts:
**Questions about fashions, designers, and costs
Help me choose an evening gown! **
My new motorcycle
Rectum? Damn near killed him!
Well that poor motorcycle didn’t last too long at all, did it.
Who wants to do OrlanDope?
Can cause brain injury or death!
Uhmm… 
**
My new motorcycle
Can cause brain injury or death! **
Well no kiddin’! 
A tiny little thing that blew me away…
Ricer vs A Real Car Nut
**Can cause brain injury or death!
Stomach pains
SDMB Weight Loss Club, April (08) **
For Women. Re: Gene Simmons’ Tongue
Tick control
**Waiting for my ass to look younger
Dear Uterus
**
**Rectum? Damn near killed him!
Waiting for my ass to look younger **
**Alternative Home Heating technologies?
Suicide by Arson?!?!?
So who else is getting married soon?
Thailand’s Wealthy Untouchables**