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MPSIMS:

Someone Proposed To Me On My Lunch Hour
So who else is getting married soon?

**A tiny little thing that blew me away…

Asian men holding hands. **

**Snakes and their gift of flight

Oh good grief (bogus aircraft “emergency”)

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Snakes on a Plane!

**What constitutes “hitting on” someone?
Someone Proposed To Me On My Lunch Hour **

Yeah, that counts.

**Which country has the least amount of racism?

What country has the least amount of racism?
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Which poster has the correct amount of grammar?

**Help me find the computer game that ISN’T GTA.
Gta Iv - Omfg! **

I said NOT GTA, dumbass.

**Holy Crap! Don’t Drink The Water In Las Vegas!
Oh crap, I’m such a moron **

“Crap” is indeed the operative word.

**Holy Crap! Don’t Drink The Water In Las Vegas!
My bitch is pregnant again **

That’s not how it works.
My bitch is pregnant again
Help the moron who’s presiding over a wedding

**Indie Bookstores Wiki
There is no market for used porn, is there? **

** Lady Bug, Lady Bug Fly Away Home (or where did you come from in the first place?)

How do fruit flies find my bananas?

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Or, How do Lady Bugs find Ladies?

**Holy Crap! Don’t Drink The Water In Las Vegas!

When they say FLOOD WARNING, they really mean it!
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Things you didn’t expect to see…
Is the Pope standing in front of the Stars and Bars?

**Lessons you learned the hard way…
How do I dye a dog pink? **

Results of my biking experiment
When they say FLOOD WARNING, they really mean it!

What is that middle-aged smell?
Best reason for leaving a job (interview)

150 lb. Cougar Shot in Chicago
What constitutes “hitting on” someone?

**Lessons you learned the hard way…

When they say FLOOD WARNING, they really mean it!**

My kid is “student of the month”!
Life Still Sucks!

** Hot Teachers, Seduced Students

MOIST (heh)!
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**You want to know what’s really wrong with America?
IMDb sucks yak cock
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NTTAWWT.