No, not the other Pit thread I posted today “You Fucking Fucks” but about tonight!
A few weeks ago I started a thread about why some men can’t understand the meaning of the words “casual dating”.
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I won’t go into all that again, other than to say that timing, fate, and sparks have worked their magic and I have just been seeing one of the three guys mentioned in my previous thread. Everything is good.
My kids are gone tonight, my house is clean, we are going to dinner then I suggested he join me in my favorite Friday night, work week de-stressing activity - kicking back in the hot tub with a few glasses of wine.
My sheets are clean, my bed is made, and my evil mind has planned the strategy to jump his bones.
At least until just a few minutes ago when I got an e-mail from him. I won’t C&P it here, but it began:
"I can’t wait to see you tonight. . . ".
It went on to say things that were sweet and mushy, but THEN the dreaded words:
“Here is a story that I really enjoyed. I hope you like it as much as I did.”
There, underneath his letter to me was one of those God awful, tear jerker, STUPID MUTHA-FUCKIN stories that people keep passing to everyone on their e-mail lists. This one, as far as I could tell since I had to stop reading or otherwise puke, was about a glass of water a woman gave to a man, a man who later grew up to be the doctor that saved her life. She was poor and didn’t know how to pay the bill, but when it came it had a zero balance and a note that said “Paid in full with a glass of water.”
Or something like that.
UUUUUGH!!!
How can I, in all good Doper faith, have sex with a man who FORWARDS THIS KIND OF CRAP!?!?!?!?!