If I remember correctly, we endured something in gym class called a “squat thrust”, but it was nothing like that. 'Course, worked hard at forgetting, so maybe I did.
A valiant effort, but an anthology of doorhinge’s smackdowns would be as cumbersome as a full-scale map of the United States.
Truth.
However, self-pwning and then doubling-down so you own yourself again is a special sort of smackdown.
I tried using a paper towel tube but it was too narrow; had to resort to using an empty duct tape roll. ba-dum-tish
I tried this once. Now I’m banned from WalMart.
hmmmmmm…
possibly unfortunate quote editing in the previous post.
Instructions unclear, penis now entombed in duct tape. Advise.
Head to State College Pennsylvania and await further instructions.
Not a lot of men would brag about having a two inch dick.
That’s just the kind of “Big Man” he is. 