Okay, so I’m watching, um, a documentary about porn, and on comes a scene with the man standing up and the girl on her knees practicing her sword swallowing.
Now, call me a lazy bastard, but I’m not going to to stand around in the middle of the room for five seconds, er, minutes to get my BJ. I imagine (quite often, actually) that I’d be leaning up against the wall if nothing else. (Seriously, shouldn’t a good BJ leave you too weak to stand anyway?)
So what say you? Do people actually do this, or is it a sexual urban legend, along the lines of the elusive facial?
I don’t understand how you could get the blow job to work since the penis curves upward. Unless the blower were quite tall, wouldn’t it just end up putting the penis at an unnatural angle?
I used to date girl who had a peculiar habit of deciding to give me oral sex whenever I was standing in the room, on the phone with my mother. She was a pretty odd bird (the girlfriend, not my mother). Anyway, she just kinda crouched or something.
Hey, if they’re doing it in porn, it’s gotta at least be possible.
My wife given me one while I was shaving once. It worked fine for me. Or sometimes I’ll stand by the bed while she sits on the edge of the bed and that seems to work as well.
I’ve given uhm…plenty of blow jobs while kneeling and my boyfriend is standing. He usually helps by softly thrusting forward while I .uhm…perform. I had one boyfriend though who could not do this whatsoever. The minute I’d start he’s get weak in the knees and ask if he could sit down somewhere.
I started in on an ex one time while he was standing at the sink brushing his teeth. He stopped me after a couple minutes because he had to a) spit and b) sit down.
Wow, arachnid love, will you marry me? Or at least allow me to cum on your face? I’ve never dated a girl who was into that at all. In my experience, it’s a less-than-desireable act. But I’ve always enojyed doing it.
WOW! No one on this board has every asked me if they could cum on me! But sorry, I’m sorta “married”. I get off on weird things. I like it when a guy cums on me, but only if I know what to expect. I hate the suprise shit. Thats a good way to piss me off and get your face “dirty”.
See, if you only get to be with your SO/stud-muffin one day a week and you spend a good deal of that time in damp forests in a damp English summer/winter and sitting down is not an option…then er…
Then the stand up fellatio thing is not a myth and don’t ask me how I know that okay?
Standing BJs are great and easy to give. I’m kinda tall (5’ 9") so kneeling works just fine. I guess if you’re quite a bit shorter than the guy you may have some problems but nothing that sitting on the edge of the bed won’t fix. I know several women who have given standing BJs. (Women talk about these things you know so there’s nothing weird about me knowing that my friends do this.)
There was a gal that I used to work with who’d do that out in the warehouse, in the bathroom, wherever, and quite well I might add. Although, as far as blow jobs are concerned, I can recall the worst one I ever got, and I loved it.
