Showers, kitchen, woods, an unused vestibule in high school, and other places, too. Not a legend! I usually must sitdown right afterwards, though: Can’t trust my legs…
Well, MC, while I didn’t get the chance to enjoy your “oral stylings” in the shower (though I did suggest it), I will say that, if you were any better at giving blow jobs, you could apply for exclusive license. Thinking back, it explains the garden hose and bowling ball by your bed. I had to pull the sheets out of my ass afterwards. Thank you again. 
Not a myth, I actually prefer it this way. Nothing like looking down and seeing your girl with her mouth full going at it and looking back up at you on occasion. Very erotic.
And the good ones will require you to sit down afterwards. The real good ones make my hands and feet tingle.
Unlucky you. I’ve had several girlfriends who loved giving head. Mrs. RickJay loves it… and she’s soooooo good at it.
I have to agree with the OP, though. Standing up while you’re having sex can distract from the act - it’s nice for a change but as a general rule oral sex is a lot more fun if you’re lying or sitting down and relaxed. It’s not a MYTH, but most of your blowjobs are not going to be in a kneeling/standing position.
RickJay, don’t misunderstand me. I’ve dated girls that loved giving head. All of them have been into it, in fact. But not a one of them was willing to take a load on her face.
I had never heard of a ‘facial’ until a few years ago. I’m not against it, I guess I just don’t see the appeal in it. But hey, each to his/her own.
If my husband wanted it, I’d be happy to oblige him - I don’t think it’s ever occurred to him. Hm…
Mmmm… standing blowjob…
Esprix
Mrs. Tygr is just under six feet tall. 
[sup]-And she’s comfortable kneeling for a while.[/sup]
We’re still on “restriction”, post-labor, so we’re making the best of it by enjoying the opportunity to practice the non-penetrating kinds of intimate contact, be they “myth” or merely “elusive”. 
I always thought this was called the “money shot.” Am I confusing the two terms or do they mean the same thing?
Standing BJ’s are definitely not a myth. My SO prefers lying down, or at least sitting, for the previously mentioned weak-in-the-knees problem. But the standing position has occurred more than once.
And as for the facial - when he wants to, then okay, but it’s not my preference. I’d rather finish without him, shall we say, pulling out. Or, if he wants it to be “on” me, about 6 inches lower than my face is a turn on.
But, that’s just me
And Rachelle, I always understood the “money shot” to be him coming wherever, as long as you could actually see it “land” - not just on the face. Yes/no?
spooje, you are not alone. Not only that, but while these things have been tried, I’m not all that big on the BJ to begin with.
Once you realize the dissapointing reality of the fact that a BJ will never get you off, you sort of lose your liking of it.
I don’t like the other way around either.
Needless to say, my wife is an understanding woman.
I think she wants to kill me …
What do you mean by a BJ never getting you off?
Have I been defining the male orgasm incorrectly? (I just always assumed if they came and passed out smiling, I did good. Am I wrong?)
You gotta take a blowjob however you can get it even if it means standing on your head, because you never make up a missed one, its just one less when you get to heaven.
No, believe me…you done REAL good.
Actually, just like there are women who can’t get off during actual intercourse, some men can’t get off on a blow job. As you know, I’m not one of those men.
One of my gripes with life is the impression i have that everybody else is getting more sex than I am. But after reading the OP i realise some people really don’t get out much. I mean, cum on, I’ve done this pretty regularly. I guess I don’t have it so bad after all.
Well, I’ve certainly had a facial or two[sub]dozen, hundred?[/sub] in my life, I never actually asked for it. It happens most frequently when my merman attempts to deposit it about a foot or so lower and overshoots the mark. Not that there’s anything wrong with that.
We need a thread on this subject. But I must confess I would be embarassed to be the one to start it.
However, I will say that nearly every girlfriend I’ve ever had has done the facial thing for me, and I find it to be a massive turn on. Especially when the girl asks for it. Whoa!
"Okay, so I’m watching, um, a documentary about porn, and on comes a scene with the man standing up and the girl on her knees practicing her sword swallowing.
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Well, I should most likely choose not to have one if she has a sword in her mouth already.
“Elusive?”
Heck, when do I get to start on the impossible?
Me too! If I were on the the phone to my parents, she would be at my zipper. It was weird. I thought I was the only one who knew a woman like that.
It did make for some interesting phone calls. And I have to admit I did keep in touch with my family a lot more while I was dating her. (by the way, yes, I stood for the phone calls).