Oh, standing BJ’s are fun! I’m not much for the facials, though. Not that I don’t like them, it’s just that I’m a confirmed swallower, and, well, having all over my face just seems like such a waste, you know?
Now there’s a good attitude! 
Standing blow jobs are just about my favorite way to perform BJ.
What a country! 1258 peeks and 42 posts in about 21 hours. You wonder why the server hasn’t burnt out from the traffic.
Had it standing up, prefer it on my back. I need to be able to tense my legs and lower back muscles or it doesn’t work for me. So eventually I’d need a wall or something to balance against. So standing up is a bit harder for me. Unless the temperature is right. I’ve found a “hot” mouth works better than a “warm” mouth.
I’ve received a blow job in just about every way I can think of. Have a wife who doesn’t mind where the load goes. It is very unlikely that a BJ will get me off.
No myths.
It’s so dissapointing when almost everything you have to say has already been said.
Anyway, I can’t imagine being too lazy to stand for a blowjob… plus I enjoy giving facials and it’s one of the best positions for them. Of course, my knees never get weak however incredible the sex.
Blowjobs I’m fine with. It’s a sexy feeling to suck on dick, IMHO. But why oh why would a woman want her man to cum on her face?? Even more importantly, why in the world would a man want to cum on his woman’s face? Do homosexual men like to do this with their lovers? It just kind of troubles me, I don’t know why…seems very demeaning. And sticky.
Hm, I have come to the conclusion that I have either very weak knees, or knees that are very easily distracted (not that the two are mutually exclusive or anything).
However you figure it, I would never actually turn down a blowjob regardless of the position required (this despite the way I worded the OP, and on the assumption that nothing overly sharp or pointy is going to be involved in any…unpleasant ways). Given the choice, OTOH, I’d much prefer a wall at my back.
And on another (unfortunately) unrelated note, I have the mother of all headaches…
Medea’s Child, I was speaking personally. I myself have never, ever, gotten off from a BJ. After all these years, I’m pretty much of the opinion that it’s like a good back rub only lower.
That’s just me, though. I can’t speak for anyone else, and have never heard of any other guys haveing this problem (problem?) Well, whatever.
You aren’t alone, Gorgon. I’ve only gotten off from oral sex a few times, and my SO is incredibly talented in this area. I just like the whole body stimulation that comes with really good intercourse, plus I like to kiss and being you have to be face to face for that. Kissing is much more intimate than anything else (plus you get to look into her eyes)and intimacy is the major turn on for me.
Holy crap. I need to call my BF.
Oh, and what medea and arachnid said…
Different strokes for different folks ::giggles::
I like it because there’s a certain “dirty” aspect of it. Not like filthy, like…ya know…dirty sex. Dirty talk. Then again I’m a “dirty whore”. Hehe. I don’t always ask for facials. Its usually a bonus type thing. And cumming on my face is not the only place I like it either. Pearl necklaces are cool too. 
…and yes…it is sticky. I remember crackin up while my boyfriend was doing it because it was so freaking sticky one time. Laughter is also a big part of my sex life.
I have the same problem, although I enjoy blow jobs a lot anyway.
As for the telephone thing, Mrs. Cliffy used to do that constantly when we were first going out, but it’s been a while.
–Cliffy
Whew… thanks for not squashing another one of my fantasies. I have so few left
Hey, how 'bout a standing cunnilingus? Well, actually, I already know the answer… I’ve done it on my past gf’s in the shower, although it’s kinda hard with all that damn water pouring down your face…
Just thought I’d take this thread in a new direction…
Mine too, but why is it she is always the one laughing, and what’s with all the pointing?
Standing cunnilingus is kinda hard for me to perform… I’m tall, and a disproportionate amount of that height is in my torso. Maybe that’s why I like tall girls so much?
I’ve done it once or twice, but it’s really hard for me to get the proper placement for best effect. Once when I was seeing a really tiny girl we did it with her sitting on my shoulders, facing me. This was out in the woods, and she grabbed a branch to keep us from losing our ballance… Very fun!
I’ve also ‘gone down’ (up?) on girls sitting on fence rails and the tops of walls. Once, in a particularly rowdy bar (the Horse and Cow, Vallejo, CA), when my girl was being a real tease, I threatend to do her right there in the bar if she didn’t stop. She didn’t, so I did. I picked her up, sat her up on the bar, and went down right there. Recieved a standing ovation, too.
HA! Another woman like that, checking in. I’ve always loved doing this to my guys and try to work it in whenever possible. It strikes me as the semi-evolved equivilent of dogs marking their territory. You know, go ahead and talk to mama all you want, but don’t forget what woman is really holding the reins. Very interesting to hear I’m not alone with this…
bella
Okay, NOW my knees are weak…
Well, I have never come from a BJ either-until last weekend. I just thought I couldn’t get off that way. I’ve had some FANTASTIC BJs in my time…but no money shot. New GF changed all that. sigh