It wasn’t Lizzie, it was the one armed man!!
Oh wait, wrong show.
No, no, no… The one armed man didn’t play for Thin Lizzie. He played for Def Leppard.
Speaking of Leopards, the Bible says one can’t change his spots. I had a dog named Spot one time who would only eat his heartworm pills if we put them in peanut butter. Most people think George Washington Carver invented peanut butter but he didn’t- it was around at least as early as Reconstruction. I’ve never had to have reconstructive surgery but I would consider liposuction. The episode of Animaniacs where they took Roger Ebert’s liposcuction fat and put in on his popcorn was really gross. Michael Gross and Meredith Baxter from Family Ties were born less than an hour apart in real life.
Lipo sucks, but I wouldn’t say no to a blepharoplasty.
I dressed as Nancy Reagan for Halloween in (omigod, what a long time ago) 1986. I frosted my hair and made myself a “Just Say No” button – and wore the “Lithuanians for Reagan/Bush” button that someone had sent my mother, a rabid Democrat. I was still teaching then, and, by complete coincidence, was talking about peyote cults in Intro to Religion that day.
I don’t usually dress up for Halloween, though.
I remember reading about those Lithuanians in Gulliver’s Travels. Seemed like a pretty agreeable sort on the whole. I’m having a whole wheat sandwich right now with some whole meat and cheese and lettuce and tomatos. The tomatos are Beefeaters, which seems like a strange thing to call a vegetable.
Tomatoes are fruits. Contra,
http://caselaw.lp.findlaw.com/cgi-bin/getcase.pl?court=US&vol=149&invol=304.
Tomatoes may be fruits, but ketchup is a vegetable.
I noticed that the ketchup in the bottle in the fridge is no longer bright red. Of course, I broke up with the guy who bought it about a year and a half ago, so I’m guessing that puppy is at least two years old. I don’t eat a lot of ketchup. Does it go bad eventually?
Speaking of going bad eventually, what ever happened to Nick Nolte?
Maybe he’s hanging around with Glen Campbell. At least they let him have a re-take. Maybe because that whole DUI thing wasn’t his fault. Y’see, he’d been “overserved”. Coulda happened to anyone.
I’ve been overserved a couple times. I recommend it.
Speaking of overserving, have you ever been in a restaurant where there are TVs showing the latest hockey game on TV and the guys at the bar are all really really drunk?
Have you ever been in a place showing the latest hockey game on TV where the guys at the bar aren’t really drunk?
Me neither.
Speaking of TVs in restaurants, anyone tried out the TV-B-Gone yet?