Marvel
regarding Charly, gotta agree with Cervaise ( and I’m loathe to do anything else, lest I wind up like Claudia :D). It’s a pretty good flick, worth a rental. Doesn’t beat the book however. I read that book in 7th grade and STILL can’t get some of it out of my head.
bump
I registered just to sing my praises to the OP, preach on brotha!
I just joined this board today, and it was because of this post in particular.
Never in all my time on the Net surfing through newsgroups, bulletin boards and message boards have I ever seen such a wonderously beautiful and masterfully done flame.
It was eloquent, it was airtight…
It was truely a work of art.
I applaud you muchly and I will be watching through the rest of the boards for more of your beautiful mastery!!
Oh man…I am so hellbound, I’ve just sprouted a third eye. -jr8
I’m stunned, absolutely stunned. Just saw this for the first time, and I must say this has to be one of the finest works of art I’ve ever read (ranks up there with Joyce’s “A Portrait of the Artist as a Young Man”)! Jesus, I was supposed to be cleaning the house and doing the laundry when I stumbled across this. Now the clothes are all wrinkled and the house is still a mess, but, brother, was it worth it! Somebody piss him off again, will ya? I haven’t read anything that good in years.
Jeeeeeeeezus! Just found the OP and am incredibly awed. It’s not as if Cervaise needs any more egoboost from us, but I gotta say that was totally inspirational.
Have you considered a career in politics? Now there’s a presidential debate I’d watch with glee.
Can we look for a character named Cervaise to show up as the new WCW champion?
::lights Eternal Flame at Cervaise statue in front of the UN::
Just another voice to add to the chorus of approval… I don’t normally pass through the Pit, since I am not a fan of strong invective.
I now realise that I am not a fan of stupid invective. To see such a stunning example of smart, passionate, articulate invective delivered upon such a whimpering, deserving target is encouraging in the extreme.
Cervaise, this technical writer takes his hat off to you.
WTF Sunspace, this thread is over a year old.
More like a year and a half Diane, but still worth the occasional bump. (Should be a sticky, methinks.)
Well. Uh, thanks, I guess. 
Cervaise, you rock.
Badly.
Wow.
I’m with Lynn. This is an 11… if not more…
this thread was cool. too bad i didn’t exist yet when it was born so i could’ve added my two cents back in the day.
What’s stopping ya, Tars? It’s been bumped, so go to town.
Mods, please slap me if I shouldn’t have said that.
::seriously reconsiders her summer job options after reading this rant::
Wow. Masterful.
The OP was Pure Joy to read.
Oddly enough, this thread was bumped on probably the same day Wiley wrote the following strip:
http://www.wileytoons.com/index.php3?inmonth=5&inday=29&inyear=2002&x=13&y=9
This deserves to be bumped…
Is there an attorney general’s office or a government official of some kind we can bring this thread to? It sums up people’s feeling on telemarketers, and how they feel about us, perfectly.
Hang tough.
You’ve got a lot of guts to admit to being a telemarketer on this board. Bashing telemarketers has become a sport on this board. And it’s a sport that’s been beat to death.
This thread has turned in to a big party congratulating the OP. Well, my hat is off to you for taking a rant laced with childish and vulgar profanities with good grace.
Like a fine wine, the best rant I have ever read on these boards improves with age.
Cervaise, again I thank you thru the tears in my eyes. “A rant of beauty is a joy forever.”
You did notice, did you not, kevja, that this thread is about three years old.
Regards,
Shodan
This has got to be the single most often resurrected thread in board history. Deservedly so.