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Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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sheesh

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“Eat shit and die, loser.”

-Cecil Adams

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Dr. Hibbert “You just had a cardiac episode.” (laughs)

C.B.G. “Worst. Episode. Ever.”

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“It’s just those moderators. They make me feel oogy.” - lno

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Who is this that is in my egg?

   A. Chicken
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… their line of defense was that I started it. And that’s such a great idea, that blokes put on makeup and go out looking for a fight: “Come on, where are all the fighters in this town?! Look at me!”

  • Eddie Izzard
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“Jesus H. jumped-up Christ on a chariot-driven crutch!”

– some Stephen King character, I forget :slight_smile:

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“I’ve got a fever, and the prescription I need is–MORE COWBELL!!!”
–Christopher Walken, as Bruce Dickinson

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“There’d be no problem if garden gnomes had assault rifles.”
-Tymp

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Hi Opal! :smiley:

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You can lead a horse to water, but you can’t make him do backflips – my bro-in-law

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“I for one, welcome our new insect overlords. I’d like to remind them that as a trusted TV personality, I can be helpful in rounding up others to toil in their underground sugar caves.”

Kent Brockman

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Well, this reporter was…possibly a little hasty earlier and would like to…reaffirm his allegiance to this country and its human president. It may not be perfect, but it’s still the best government we have. For now."

Kent Brockman

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“Oh! might my name be numbered among theirs.” -Wordsworth

I thought that one rather appropriate.

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“I would call you a horse’s ass, but I don’t want to insult the horse.”

-One of my former clients, to an insurance adjuster

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“It’s like I have an imaginary mind.” --Doto

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Is that a Pulp Fiction quote??

“Well, it’s one louder, isn’t it? It’s not ten. You see, most blokes, you know, will be playing at ten. You’re on ten here, all the way up, all the way up, all the way up, you’re on ten on your guitar. Where can you go from there? Where?”

Nigel Tufnel-Spinal Tap, on why his guitar amp goes upto 11

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It’s a beautiful day in the neighborhood.

  Mr. Rodgers
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All of the books in the world contain no more information than is broadcast as video in a single large American city in a single year. Not all bits have equal value.

        -- Carl Sagan
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Excuess me while I kiss the sky.

Jimi Hendrix