Maybe, just once, someone will call pezpunk “sir” without adding, “you’re making a scene.”
-Broccoli
I always was told it was “Scuse me, while I kiss this guy”
“Better heavy than on fire”
- Me, under unusual circumstances
By all means marry; if you get a good wife, you’ll be happy. If you get a bad one, you’ll become a philosopher.
-- SocratesA cough is something that you yourself can’t help, but everybody else does on purpose just to torment you.
-Ogden Nash
“After all, tomorrow is another day.”
-Starlett O’Hara
“That right baby, suck it”
-Ron Jeremy
“I hope Aaron Lewis gets so depressed tomorrow night he just blows his fuckin’ head off right on stage.”
-Guy standing next to me at last night’s Incubus concert refering to tonight’s Family Values show.
“I am smart! I am smart! S-M-R-T! I mean, S-M-A-R-T!”
Homer Simpson
“Froederick!”
-Igor from Young Frankenstien
It was Bart who said SMRT
I need a life…
Aaaa! My neck! My back! My neck and my back! I want
a hundred a fifty thousand, but we can settle out of court right
now for twenty bucks.
I know i’m new here…But it was Homer who sang the SMRT song.
“Oh, shit! Was that a cop?”
- me, everyday.
Really the Maryland state motto: “Fatti maschii, parole femine.” (Translatioin; Manly deeds, womanly words.)
I got quotes.
I’m cheating. I’m not quoting anybody. Ha ha ha ha. Suckers!
Oh Lord, won’t you buy me a Mercedes Benz?
Janis Joplin
(Of Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer)
An oral contract is not worth the paper it’s printed on.
Gentlemen, include me out!
Yogi Berra, after seeing the home he wanted to buy: “Whatta house! Nothin’ but rooms!”
“It was my understanding there would be no math.” - Chevy Chase, portraying President Ford