This is the song that doesn’t end
yes it goes on and on my friend
Some people started singing it not knowing what it was
and they’ll continue singing it forever just because
This is the song that doesn’t end
yes it goes on and on my friend
Some people started singing it not knowing what it was
and they’ll continue singing it forever just because
This is the song that doesn’t end
yes it goes on and on my friend
Some people started singing it not knowing what it was
and they’ll continue singing it forever just because
This is the song that doesn’t end
yes it goes on and on my friend
Some people started singing it not knowing what it was
and they’ll continue singing it forever just because
This is the song that doesn’t end
yes it goes on and on my friend
Some people started singing it not knowing what it was
and they’ll continue singing it forever just because
This is the song that doesn’t end
yes it goes on and on my friend
Some people started singing it not knowing what it was
and they’ll continue singing it forever just because
This is the song that doesn’t end
yes it goes on and on my friend
Some people started singing it not knowing what it was
and they’ll continue singing it forever just because
“So many men, so few bullets in my gun.” -Me
“Won’t you look down on me, Jesus?
You gotta help me make a stand.”
- James TaylorIf you want to see more quotes, head to http://www.joescafe.com
As for me, “Is love nothing but a biochemical reaction to ensure that our genes get passed on?” “I don’t know, but its the only thing keeping me from strangling you right now.” Calvin and his mom at midnight on love
Glad is the only way to be. Other than ravished. --David
Good taste is the enemy of creativity. --Pablo Picasso
“Turn the dial quick! I hate that bitch.”
My mom, just now, after hearing that Barbra Streisand would be on TV next.
“…so, if Billy eats a poopy sandwich, are you gonna eat a poopy sandwich?” - Mom
"*You can’t always get what you want
You can’t always get what you want
You can’t always get want you want
And if you try sometimes you find
You get what you need*"
- Mick Jagger
Dunno if 2 of these were said already, but WGAS?
“No! Not the Bore Worms!” ~Flash Gordon
“I am not responsible for your experience in my class.” ~One of my graduate professors
“‘Jack, tell me a story.’
‘Fuck you!’
‘Oh, that’s my favorite.’” ~48 Hours
“What are those, herpes?” ~My 5 year old, about the harpies in Jason and the Argonauts
“I’m gonna smack you right in the puff!” ~My 2 year old, misquoting Daffy Duck.
*“One time… at band camp…”
*no flutes were harmed in the making of this post. 
“It’s got a good beat and you can dance to it” American Bandstand.
I once said that to a DJ on an on-air request show-cracked him right up!
“A man must be far gone in Utopian speculations who can seriously doubt that, if these States should either be wholly disunited, or only united in partial confederacies, the subdivisions into which they might be thrown would have frequent and violent contests with each other. To presume a want of motives for such contests as an argument against their existence, would be to forget that men are ambitious, vindictive, and rapacious. To look for a continuation of harmony between a number of independent, unconnected sovereignties in the same neighborhood, would be to disregard the uniform course of human events, and to set at defiance the accumulated experience of ages.”
Alexander Hamilton, The Federalist Papers, No. 6
“I mean, I’m an agnostic lesbian, but even I would go to church if the priest didn’t wear pants!”
(me)
A blind bird sings inside the cage that is my heart
And the image of your face comes to me when I’m alone in the dark
If I could give a shape to this ache that I have for you
If I could find the voice that says the words that capture you
I think I know, I think I know
I think I know why the dog howls at the moon.
-Johnny Clegg
I have a buddy
My buddy’s a toad
He’s kind of muddy
He’s flat on the road
But he is my buddy
My buddy to stay
Till he’s peeled up
And sailed away
Jim Davis
Garfield
:feverishly scribbling notes while dropping pants:
Okay. What else would help?
Oh, no I don’t believe it,
You think that you know the meaning of love.
Well, I think you are probably out to lunch.
Frank Zappa
“I am Gabriel, who stands before God.”
–Luke 1:19
Hence my username 
In reply to all the Austin 3:16 t-shirts out there, may I submit my sig…
“SPOON!”