“My Momma Told Me Not To Come” - “Traditional-style” song actually written by Stephen Foster.
From a commercial for a Kerby knock-off
“… with real artificial intelligence …”
uh huh …
“What are you people, on dope?”
I am the eggman,
You are the eggmen,
I am the walrus,
Goo Goo Goo Joob
Offer void where prohibited.
Ok , at this point I’ll settle for what I don’t really want or need but some day, at some point in time, in some vague and not entirely understandable manner, just might prove helpful.
Long day. I could tell you about it but you’d either get bored to tears and shoot me, or laugh so hard you pee your pants and then never speak to me again
“I think the Philly defense is getting tired.”
– Newsroom wag watching the Giants running over the Eagles on MNF.
Ummm, free candy, a petting zoo, a mud wrestling pit, 17 year old Gypsy belly dancers, bean bag chairs, sermons with a good beat that I can dance to, people in cages doing weird performance art, a buffet with good Indian food, voodoo magic, full body massages, and, umm, free balloons for the kids. That kind of thing. Are you on a mission to get me to church?
(continuing with the thread)
I’m yer only friend I’m not yer only friend but I’m a little glowing friend but really I’m not actually yer friend but I am.
TMBG
“My balls, your chin”
- An unknown genius
“Man is least himself when he talks in his own person. Give him a mask, and he will tell you the truth.”
– Oscar Fingall O’Flahertie Wills Wilde
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Said by anyone wanting to raise a thread back to the top of the forum.
What did he say when the game was over? 
Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious.
I thought I’d just add this so that it’s here in case anyone ever searches on it.
Wake up and dream.
-----some guy’s t-shirt
“Imagine yourself on the verge of committing
An act that you’ve always found silly or strange…”
Men Without Hats - “The Great Ones Remember”
I never love my love so dear
As when my love is nowhere near!
Francois Villon
“No Tv or Beer Make homer somthing somthing…No Tv or Beer Make homer somthing somthing…No Tv or Beer Make homer somthing somthing…No Tv or Beer Make homer somthing somthing…No Tv or Beer Make homer somthing somthing…”
-Someone J. Someone
Wherever I go, there I am. (Inspired by Buckaroo Bonzai.)
I drank what?
-Socrates